in real life after the six-hundredth-odd time somebody jumped off a building so they could get a selfie with him, Superman would start cooking us with heat vision from orbit just to watch us run around
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Replying to @chaosprime
its really a good thing he was raised on a farm in Kansas. can you imagine if he had been raised in an East Coast city?
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Replying to @danlistensto
i know one thing, sidewalk etiquette would be *flawless*
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