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    1. Chaos‏ @chaosprime 14 Oct 2018
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      today it is with pride that i can announce that i have joined the @eigenrobot cryptocurrency home pyrotechnics club there i was, minding my own business, watching The Good Place S2 with @jenphalian, when there was a loud pop and the TV turned offpic.twitter.com/sQcDzH211k

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    2. Chaos‏ @chaosprime 14 Oct 2018
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      turns out after 10 months of continuous operation, my one surviving Bitcoin miner picked this moment to finish melting down the outlet it was connected to and/or one tine of the GFCI adapter i had ever so responsibly but completely ineffectually put into the equation

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    3. Chaos‏ @chaosprime 14 Oct 2018
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      there was a bit of contretemps with the smoke alarms since until i worked out the exact situation, which was that every time i turned the breaker back on the outlet ignited again just a tiny bit. hardly even enough of an electrical fire to worry your head about, really

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    4. Chaos‏ @chaosprime 14 Oct 2018
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      throughout this @jenphalian acted with grace and aplomb, earning her flowers and cherry vanilla ice cream when i popped out to the neighborhood hardware store to buy a wire crimper, wire caps, and a simply gorgeous 20 amp GFCI outlet

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    5. Chaos‏ @chaosprime 14 Oct 2018
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      since Jen also made me watch a bunch of Parks & Rec this weekend, i Ron Swansoned the shit out of the wee spot of electrical work required and now there is a nice outlet quite unfairly maligned by all the soot on the wall around it and i barely have any smoke inhalation symptomspic.twitter.com/C2umiUuQOl

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      Chaos‏ @chaosprime 14 Oct 2018
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      the Bitcoin miner was quite unharmed by any of this and is now merrily chugging away again, turning the last dregs of Mother Earth's precious resources into fake internet money. happy ending!

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      • eigenrobot jenphalian phyfe Steve Halter OκULTRA XP🧿 Mycroft (mononym) Brian Bucklew ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ Yung Kark AKA Benis Trismegistus relaxed as all getout
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        1. Chaos‏ @chaosprime 15 Oct 2018
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          oh, i forgot the part where while i was unscrewing the burnt outlet, i was suddenly struck by the awareness that Spongebob Squarepants is a nuclear mutant, "Bikini Bottom" clearly being the sea floor under Bikini Atoll. sorry if this is common knowledge or whatever

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        2. Terrence de T⌬rrenté‏ @74Vn0x5 14 Oct 2018
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          Transforming the last dregs of Mother Earth's resources into the discovery of incrementally bigger prime numbers? The consensus, acting itself as a stock, bank, and securing, the Diffie–Hellman way, your identity and internet money, until the next big quantum crypto paradigm hop!

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        3. Chaos‏ @chaosprime 14 Oct 2018
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          i had assumed that was what BTC mining was doing when i wrote my most popular cryptocurrency-related tweet (see below), but it turns out it's not doing anything nearly so useful, it's just chewing through a fuckton of SHA256 hashes, lolhttps://twitter.com/chaosprime/status/927956538945392644 …

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          there is no possible better use for the remaining fossil fuel reserves on earth than burning them factoring primes so Brad from accounting can buy mail order weed
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        1. Brian Bucklew ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ‏ @unormal 14 Oct 2018
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