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this is why my anti-pet, anti-breeding philosophy is capital W Wisepic.twitter.com/flJ4csotAF
pets and kids are for people who can maintain a consistent baseline of life maintenance for twenty years at a stretch without it hurting much
Contract programmers are the flying squirrels of responsible adulthood. You can't fly, but you can glide well enough to grab the next tree before you hit the ground. You can't hold a steady job, but they pay you enough that you can keep paying rent until you get the next gig.
i find that that's a good lifestyle for me as long as i don't mind living in a state of screaming fucking insanity from one moment to the next
ask my own reflection in the mirror every morning: "is it ok to scream out loud today or do I gotta keep that bottled up still?"
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