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    Chaos‏ @chaosprime Sep 15

    i met somebody with their myers-briggs shit in their bio and i wept for i believed i had no cringe left then i met somebody who had their enneagram shit in their bio

    5:27 PM - 15 Sep 2018
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    20 replies 6 retweets 65 likes
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      2. Enclave Research‏ @TripleQuote Sep 15
        Replying to @chaosprime

        How about blood types in Japan?

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Chaos‏ @chaosprime Sep 15
        Replying to @TripleQuote

        feel unable to evaluate without a massive injection of cultural context tbh

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Chaos‏ @chaosprime Sep 15
        Replying to @chaosprime @TripleQuote

        at first glance it seems less cringey and more straight-up psychotic which is an improvement

        0 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
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      2. Stefan Bielski‏ @StefanBielski Sep 16
        Replying to @chaosprime

        Haha. I understand your reactions, but how is this worse than the typical signaling / identities offered: political, professional, etc.?

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Chaos‏ @chaosprime Sep 16
        Replying to @StefanBielski

        i guess because those are schematizations according to a shared social reality that has real consequences instead of schematizations according to some fucking twee nonsense

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Dan Garfield‏ @danlistensto Sep 16
        Replying to @chaosprime @StefanBielski

        I thought you liked twee non-sense though

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. Chaos‏ @chaosprime Sep 16
        Replying to @danlistensto @StefanBielski

        i guess i have standards for twee nonsense probably the relevant one is something like, on the two axes X "taking yourself seriously" and Y "halfassing it", enneagram is in the one unacceptable quadrant, X > 0 Y > 0

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. Simon Moon‏ @honorless_one Sep 15
        Replying to @chaosprime

        the uh, Scientology thing?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Chaos‏ @chaosprime Sep 15
        Replying to @honorless_one

        i don't thiiiiink it is? but it does kind of have the same feel to it

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Chaos‏ @chaosprime Sep 16
        Replying to @chaosprime @honorless_one

        oh yeah no that's engrams

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Simon Moon‏ @honorless_one Sep 16
        Replying to @chaosprime

        ah ok that clears that up i wonder which of the two would win in a fight

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Jack Riminton‏ @jackrim1 Sep 16
        Replying to @chaosprime

        When you tweet do you un-capitalise the letters after autocorrect or have you got a special keyboard that does it automatically. Just wondering, because it looks like a lot of effort for the former

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Chaos‏ @chaosprime Sep 16
        Replying to @jackrim1

        why would i tweet from an autocorrecting device, sounds like torture

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Jack Riminton‏ @jackrim1 Sep 16
        Replying to @chaosprime

        Huh. I mean my phone is pretty handy, what do you use?!

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      5. Chaos‏ @chaosprime Sep 16
        Replying to @jackrim1

        a desktop computer

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      2. WB‏ @nouseriously Sep 15
        Replying to @chaosprime

        Not long ago, I saw someone recommend putting your SAT score on your resume. They weren't kidding.

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Chaos‏ @chaosprime Sep 15
        Replying to @nouseriously

        look, buddy, we all know you want to put your fucking IQ, just put your fucking IQ so we all know exactly who we're dealing with, or not dealing with as the case may be

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. thotpoizn‏ @thotpoizn Sep 15
        Replying to @chaosprime

        Now I kind of want to put INT, WIS, CHA, DEX, CON, STR stats in my bio. Only then I would feel compelled to calculate accurate estimates for them, and then I would be embarrassed for anyone to see the numbers, because real humans would mostly make shit-tier D&D characters.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Chaos‏ @chaosprime Sep 15
        Replying to @thotpoizn

        you can go play the roguelike Omega, it'll quiz you about yourself and calculate your IRL stats for your character

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. thotpoizn‏ @thotpoizn Sep 15
        Replying to @chaosprime

        Flashbacks to Lord British and the Ultima series... 😃

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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