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    1. Chaos‏ @chaosprime Sep 13

      PSA: "zero grams trans fat" means "this shit is packed to the gills with trans fat" because if it actually had no trans fat they wouldn't have to say "grams"

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      Chaos‏ @chaosprime Sep 13

      0g can and sometimes does literally mean "this product is made of solid trans fat but we tweaked the serving size until the mass of trans fat in a serving was less than 0.5g which legally lets us round down to zero"

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        2. knight of cups‏ @yungmetronome Sep 13
          Replying to @chaosprime

          Are you serious? Wow this is terrible

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        3. Chaos‏ @chaosprime Sep 13
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          as a heart attack

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        1. World'sSmartestGman‏ @SaucercrabZero Sep 13
          Replying to @chaosprime

          Like how Pam is literally aerosolized fat but claims to be fat free because the serving size is 1/8th of a second spray

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        1. Jonathan Rivalland‏ @Reimaran_Tours Sep 13
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          Future space people in 2150 will point to us and laugh. "Those guys had dietary label rules lawyering, and it led to so much corpulency that people were dying of heart attacks. Everyone knows transfats cause cancer. Fascinating, how people in the past lived..."

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