Give me a week and I'll make a materialist out of you.
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Steve i don't know how to tell you this but i been a materialist for like twenty years i mean, i'm a complicated materialist and all
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Hmm. Okay, two weeks maybe.
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u better be moving large machinery and animals around all day, boi
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oh look, a nutritionist *looks around for a window*
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idk how ppl can have breakfast every day
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and yet the cross-cultural consensus is that farmers enjoy a hearty breakfast of a side of bacon, twelve eggs and a gallon of ale. it is remarkable.
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All fad diets are a desperate attempt to pretend that "what" matters anywhere near as much as "how much"
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That time when I confused the very important difference between nutritionist and dietician.
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My ancestors have eaten bacon and marmite sandwiches for breakfast for 15 generations. The man who seeks to keep my delicious sodium-rich black tar from me is a walking corpse.
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Pie for breakfast forever!
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Amen, brother.
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