still thinking about how to perfectly time ripeness on strawberries and avocados. each of those is 10x as good while perfectly ripe than when just a little under or over. the ripeness window lasts for no more than a single day (if that). frustrating!
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remote sensor package you put on your avocado and it sends a text message to your phone when it's ripe. I'm now awaiting the headlines "why millennial avocado AI is destroying the economy"
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And of course it sends all the data to a third-party cloud that advertisers can scrape to do analysis on fruit usage. Also, maybe this should be a box you put the avocado in, and if the avocado goes past its date the box locks and you have to throw it away.
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you can unlock the box if you let the app retweet a promotional message
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