stop substituting effort for diligence if someone tells you, "okay, you need to go into this building, see ya" and eight hours later they come back and the door is covered in blood and your face is wrecked because you've spent that time smashing your face into the building door
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I think it is no longer apparent what it means to be an adult, and not just in fancypant westiestan lands. A solid chunk of my life is helping people smash their faces into the door optimally, and a deranged inhuman parent-macheen pays me more for it than it pays a surgeon.
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some people have parents that also don't know about door knobs
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