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    Chaos‏ @chaosprime Aug 13

    twitter: how many levels of high-risk javascript bloat are you on? facebook: like,, about 240 meg and two subframes for the home page right now, my dude twitter: you are like a little baby, watch this twitter: <expanding a tweet from the main timeline locks up the tab>

    8:50 AM - 13 Aug 2018
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      2. Dan Garfield‏ @danlistensto Aug 13
        Replying to @chaosprime

        have profiled Twitter memory usage a bit. it starts near 50mb on a fresh page load and creeps up at the rate of 10-15mb per minute forever until you refresh the page. the memory leaks are a design feature I think. maybe they get to serve new ads when you refresh?

        2 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
      3. Ben Henderson‏ @bnjmnhndrsn Aug 13
        Replying to @danlistensto @chaosprime

        honestly this conspiratorial mindset seems like the only sensible explanation that 10% of the time the tweet input will get so slow, presumably from memory leaks, that I'll have to refresh the page

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. Ben Henderson‏ @bnjmnhndrsn Aug 13
        Replying to @bnjmnhndrsn @danlistensto @chaosprime

        at the least it's plausible explanation of why Twitter might not be prioritizing a bugfix: "we can't fix this known memory leak because our advertising analytics numbers will go down and management will think we screwed something up"

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      5. Dan Garfield‏ @danlistensto Aug 13
        Replying to @bnjmnhndrsn @chaosprime

        it kinda fits enough that I'm not 100% sure I'm just being paranoid. the other thing is it's probably relatively hard to fix, very multi-faceted problem touching a ton of code, and generally not worth it cuz page refresh is a thing so what's the problem really?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Ben Henderson‏ @bnjmnhndrsn Aug 13
        Replying to @danlistensto @chaosprime

        yes true. but we mustn't let those voices of sense in our heads win out!

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      7. Dan Garfield‏ @danlistensto Aug 13
        Replying to @bnjmnhndrsn @chaosprime

        I would never, lead with paranoia, renegotiate to reason only under duress.

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Matthew Skala‏ @mattskala Aug 13
        Replying to @chaosprime

        Two words: Google News.

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