Okay, I cannot believe I am saying this - but friends, I need help collecting jokes. I am working on a thing for #TheMexicanXInitiative anthology that requires puns, dad jokes, and groaners. Alas, @scifantasy cannot supply them all. Send me your favs, pls.
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Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because he was dead. Q: why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? A: because he was stapled to the first monkey. Q: why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: peer pressure.
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