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    Chaos‏ @chaosprime Jul 27

    seriously though banning straws because of an obviously bullshit factoid that was repeated endlessly out of pure confirmation bias is peak donut emoji

    8:27 AM - 27 Jul 2018
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    • aim for the top🌻 Lee Kratzer Kia‏☆ Dan Garfield Ave! 🧛🏽‍♂️ 528Hz 🥀H҉E҉A҉U҉X҉F҉E҉R҉A҉T҉U҉🥀 Judge Holden Caulfield Marc Whipple - Legal Inspiration!
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      2. Famous Anime™ Intellectual‏ @fluxus_lux Jul 27
        Replying to @chaosprime

        Who are Donut Emojis?

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      3. Chaos‏ @chaosprime Jul 27
        Replying to @fluxus_lux

        establishment Democrats

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      4. Famous Anime™ Intellectual‏ @fluxus_lux Jul 27
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        Ah

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      1. Appropriate Tributes‏ @godtributes Jul 27
        Replying to @chaosprime

        FACTOIDS UNTO THE FACTOID GOD! BULLSHITS FOR THE BULLSHIT DRAGON

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      2. Dan Garfield‏ @danlistensto Jul 27
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        i'm intentionally under-informed on this issue so I can speculate wildly without the burden of conforming to reality. therefore I conclude either: A) brave SF Democrats uncovered a Russian plot to undermine democracy with plastic drinking straws or B) quixotic virtue signaling

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      3. Snusmumrik‏ @snus_kin Jul 27
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        well the truth may shock you yet

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      4. Snusmumrik‏ @snus_kin Jul 27
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        but it's mainly B

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      1. The Legendary Dragon Alephwyr, named Alephwyr‏ @Alephwyr Jul 27
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        A sign of the infopocalypse we now live in. Think about that in relation to how many and what things we can't coordinate.

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      1. Judge Holden Caulfield‏ @Yehcontcheh Jul 27
        Replying to @chaosprime

        Focusing on photogenic plastic pollution is a facile distraction from the issue of CO2 pollution that actually threatens life on Earth. And even ignoring that, straws are a facile distraction from the somewhat real issue of plastic pollution. Nested redundancies.

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      1. Cat That Eats Ded U After U Died Becky‏ @mplscorwin Jul 27
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        Queue true believers flinging bile to defend unthinking adherence.

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