call me pope urbanbot because im calling new Literal Crusade Against Bordergore primary targets: konigsberg canada (sorry need a land route to alaska and that upper tip of Minnesota) bangladesh balkans ireland and of course in keeping with tradition, Jerusalemhttps://twitter.com/admittedlyhuman/status/1019286482656296960 …
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we wont stop until the worlds political boundaries are contiguous, aesthetic, and Smoothpic.twitter.com/k3LdyHNjlk
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you're going to have an aneurysm when the first wave of lagrange point colony secessions results in a mess of enclave-ridden 3 dimensional borders hanging overhead, each colony jealously defending tendrils of 3d space based on optimal orbital mechanics for approaches
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illegal space immigrants piloting burner ships, threading the needle with fourth dimensional orbital border point anticipation of fractional micro-secessions to hyper-naturalize upon entry
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coyotes running predictive social/ideological/economic models, outlaw navigators jamming themselves full of spice-analogs to predict future border topologies
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nationalist party secures funding for writhing & shifting border shoggoth
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hyperleveraged margin buyout of 37% of world compute power for 15 seconds for majority attack on border blockchain results in entire western hemisphere, its airspace and cislunar orbits being Sealand now
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