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    1. Chaos‏ @chaosprime 16 Jul 2018
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      i'm sure it's a coincidence that we decided it was too much to ask for programmers to handle memory allocation and twenty years later if you leave a social media website tab open for a day now it's using 876 MB of memory

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    2. Chaos‏ @chaosprime 16 Jul 2018
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      Replying to @antimule

      honestly, we don't actually need programmers to manage memory C++ style, we just need them to be *able* to. the real problem is that GC languages implicitly teach people that malloc is a free operation and therefore teach them to waste it absolutely firehose-style

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    3. jeff lowrey‏ @jefflowrey 17 Jul 2018
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      Can we jump straight to blaming development frameworks that implement seven layers of objects in order to output text to the screen?

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    4. Chaos‏ @chaosprime 17 Jul 2018
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      heck yeah

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    5. Dan listens to the churning atmosphere‏ @danlistensto 17 Jul 2018
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      nonono everything in the proper order. you must complain about the poor SQL generation of ORMs first before you move on to complaining about the poor memory management of templating languages.

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      Chaos‏ @chaosprime 17 Jul 2018
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      hey who remembers Smarty that time we decided that we needed to write a templating language in PHP, which is of course a templating language some kind of diabolical inverse nominative determinism going on there

      8:01 AM - 17 Jul 2018
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        1. Dan listens to the churning atmosphere‏ @danlistensto 17 Jul 2018
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          <? ok now it parses

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