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    1. Chaos‏ @chaosprime Jun 30

      periodic reminder that Harry Potter is the story of a war between the members of a secret ruling class who heroically believe that anybody born with the right genes to enter it belongs in it and the members who believe you need the right genes *and* a pedigreed source for them

      18 replies 271 retweets 1,091 likes
    2. Norasferatu  🦇‏ @NoraReed Jun 30
      Replying to @chaosprime

      they aren't even a secret ruling class. they probably could be, or they could use their powers to fix world hunger and shit, but they don't

      3 replies 3 retweets 87 likes
    3. Chaos‏ @chaosprime Jun 30
      Replying to @NoraReed

      see the secrecy is working

      2 replies 0 retweets 38 likes
    4. Norasferatu  🦇‏ @NoraReed Jun 30
      Replying to @chaosprime

      they have all the magical power in the world and they used it to spend centuries literally shitting themselves

      2 replies 3 retweets 103 likes
    5. Norasferatu  🦇‏ @NoraReed Jun 30
      Replying to @NoraReed @chaosprime

      god i'm so mad now. i hate wizards so much

      1 reply 4 retweets 112 likes
    6. Norasferatu  🦇‏ @NoraReed Jun 30
      Replying to @NoraReed @chaosprime

      i can't believe jk rowling found the need to explain that toilets are the only modern technology that wizards will accept and that before that they just shat themselves and vanished the shit. that is canon. she decided to explain that. to the world. where people will read it

      3 replies 30 retweets 204 likes
      Chaos‏ @chaosprime Jun 30
      Replying to @NoraReed

      some people really suffer out in RL where they don't have their editors with them

      8:55 PM - 30 Jun 2018
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        2. Norasferatu  🦇‏ @NoraReed Jun 30
          Replying to @chaosprime

          it could be worse, i guess, she did explain it in just one sentence on pottermore. stephenson would've had 15 pages on the history of wizard shit in the middle of book 2

          2 replies 3 retweets 93 likes
        3. Norasferatu  🦇‏ @NoraReed Jun 30
          Replying to @NoraReed @chaosprime

          heinlein would have explained plumbing

          2 replies 1 retweet 60 likes
        4. Chaos‏ @chaosprime Jun 30
          Replying to @NoraReed

          at least if it's actually in the book we're spared having plumbing explained in the form of an anecdote about Doc Smith

          1 reply 0 retweets 15 likes
        5. ginger "Sexy Imposter Syndrome"‏ @gingerest Jun 30
          Replying to @chaosprime @NoraReed

          otoh 200 pages later there would be a callback from a young genius girl who is contemptuous of our hero's primitive understanding of plumbing but pity-fucks him anyway

          1 reply 0 retweets 22 likes
        6. Norasferatu  🦇‏ @NoraReed Jun 30
          Replying to @gingerest @chaosprime

          i actually only ever read one heinlein novel and it was one of the ones for kids but luckily that probably would also apply to 75% of other male sci-fi writers after 1960

          1 reply 0 retweets 15 likes
        7. Johannes Jost Meixner‏ @xmjEE Jul 1
          Replying to @NoraReed @gingerest @chaosprime

          You sound like you would appreciate Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationalityhttp://www.hpmor.com/ 

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        8. Norasferatu  🦇‏ @NoraReed Jul 1
          Replying to @xmjEE @gingerest @chaosprime

          we really wouldn't

          1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
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