my best friend in high school was the son of former Speaker of the House and famed child molester Denny Hastert. i stayed over at Denny Hastert's house. he had a Jeep with the license plate "USHR 1" way before he was Speaker, the cheeky fucker.https://twitter.com/mhoye/status/1010355444815101953 …
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i was his kid's entre to the Chicago punk scene and he wound up trying hard drugs through his adventures there in some truly ludicrous circumstances. he hated everything his dad stood for, of course, so naturally ten years later he was a lobbyist for Podesta Mattoon.
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Replying to @chaosprime
It sounds kinda like hanging out with you is a bad idea
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Replying to @chaosprime
Just because it's a bad idea doesn't mean I'm against it
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Replying to @chaosaccuser
oh sure, what, were we going to start doing things that are *good* ideas now
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Replying to @chaosprime
Of course not, no one would ever say proclaiming yourself the "serpent messiah" sounds like a good idea
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Replying to @chaosaccuser
i mean, if the serpents are well-trained at performing the shampooing, i suppose it's fine (meschiach = shampooed one)
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Replying to @chaosprime
They are... not well-trained Fuckers don't even salute me TBH
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this injustice shall not stand it'll probably just stay on the ground on its belly
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