my best friend in high school was the son of former Speaker of the House and famed child molester Denny Hastert. i stayed over at Denny Hastert's house. he had a Jeep with the license plate "USHR 1" way before he was Speaker, the cheeky fucker.https://twitter.com/mhoye/status/1010355444815101953 …
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okay, i really should explicate the ludicrous circumstances. so, aforementioned punk scene was on the North Side centered on Clark & Belmont, home of the Dunkin Donuts that naturally we referred to as the Punkin Donuts. you had the Vic and Medusa's and the Alley, yadda yadda
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during my tenure the Alley did that thing where it joined up with other shops there to make an "Alternative Shopping Complex", fucking gag. anyway for a while there was a cafe there called the Gargoyle. Hastert kid and i eat there while waiting for a show or something.
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some raggedy guy comes up and asks Hastert kid to watch his jacket for a minute. HK agrees. then raggedy guy *convinces HK to give him his jacket as security* and promptly disappears forever. after we work out that HK's jacket has been stolen, HK goes through raggedy dude's.
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naturally there are some quite serious drugs in the pocket. HK kicks the idea around for a couple weeks and eventually decides that instead of trying to cook up DMT from the recipe in the Anarchist's Cookbook like he was going to he's just gonna go with the ready-made shit.
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liked it fine i guess? we were graduating and starting to lose touch around then so i'm not sure if he got a habit or anything. last i talked to him he was bragging about the sex cult he had started around some communal blood-drinking ritual he made up. good times.
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It sounds kinda like hanging out with you is a bad idea
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the *worst*
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Just because it's a bad idea doesn't mean I'm against it
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oh sure, what, were we going to start doing things that are *good* ideas now
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Of course not, no one would ever say proclaiming yourself the "serpent messiah" sounds like a good idea
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i mean, if the serpents are well-trained at performing the shampooing, i suppose it's fine (meschiach = shampooed one)
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They are... not well-trained Fuckers don't even salute me TBH
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this injustice shall not stand it'll probably just stay on the ground on its belly
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