fellas, it is with a heavy heart that i must report to you that today, i am That Guy there were normies on the train talking about C.S. Lewis, a bald bearded skinny guy with this big cultist grin and a woman with glasses & hat level of discourse was Bad, woman's a bit better
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you: the Bible is a crucially important cultural work me: yeah totes you: the Bible is my personal guide in life me: uh okay if you want you: the Bible is the inspired Word of God me: lol k you: the Bible is internally consistent me: SIR I DEMAND SATISFACTION
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oh wow i almost forgot to update y'all on this HE WAS RIDING NEXT TO ME TUESDAY MORNING AND HE WANTED TO CONTINUE OUR DISCUSSION it turns out the heart of the Bible is "God is love" and YES he considers the commandment to Amalekite genocide to be compatible with this
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along with every other plague and so on because apparently when you love people very much and want SO BAD for them to learn to love each other sometimes you murder them when they don't do what you want and that's just what tough love is the Law of Fives is a hell of a drug
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actually the heart is the section in deuteronomy with all the legal codes, the rest is just backstory
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you misspelled "the tax rolls in Numbers"
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I KNOW RIGHT
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I would have paid to witness this
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never could understand this "God of Love" issuing the "Ban". Ironic genocide, seeing as Judaism is a monotheistic offshoot cult of a Cannanite deity.
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>.> <.< ... (you're my hero)
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