admit it being a contract killer would be a pretty sweet job
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Replying to @gabrielamadej
I mean, maybe. I assume you're talking high end, assassinate an oligarch then spend a few months on the beach sorta setups, right?
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Replying to @hikikomorphism @gabrielamadej
I think maybe what you're after is more the lifestyle/job tempo available to any top-of-market contractor in a well paid field
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this is the gentlest "git gud" i have ever seen
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Replying to @chaosprime @gabrielamadej
tbf this is also something that I would like to achieve, sufficient skill/profile that you can just parachute in and fix some organization's problem via application of same then peace out and make bank doing it (instead of grinding on that 9/5)
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Replying to @hikikomorphism @gabrielamadej
consultancy? sure, beats workin'
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Replying to @chaosprime @gabrielamadej
nah basically AFAIK people save up their interesting problems and handle all the related grunt work in-house and just pay you to solve the interesting parts
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I've avoided any specific reference to software engineering here but I do kinda like how if you squint it could refer to either murder-for-hire or helping people unfuck their codebases
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> helping people unfuck their codebases it me. doing it in-house though. i'm an incredible bargain tbh.
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real tech debt servicer hours who up "most lines deleted" award two years running
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i'm at like 11000 this year so far
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