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    1. Dan Garfield‏ @danlistensto Jun 11
      Replying to @eigenrobot @palecur and

      ok I'll be more explicit (wishing I could find an article cite but I've stoned that data out of my head apparently) most species are only r or K strategists. some species, however, have _both_ variants in the same population, in different proportions. Humans are like this.

      2 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
    2. Dan Garfield‏ @danlistensto Jun 11
      Replying to @danlistensto @eigenrobot and

      in species with external fertilization (a lot of fish) the K strategist males are Chad-like. large and strong and attractive to females. the r strategist males are Virgin-like. small and shy and mostly unattractive to females. how do they reproduce?

      2 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
    3. Dan Garfield‏ @danlistensto Jun 11
      Replying to @danlistensto @eigenrobot and

      by cheating, that's how. they wait for a K-male to pair with a female and they rush in and skeet at just the right opportune moment to get some of their juice mixed in with the Chad juice and some fraction of the eggs are gonna be little baby Virgins.

      2 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
    4. Dan Garfield‏ @danlistensto Jun 11
      Replying to @danlistensto @eigenrobot and

      now extrapolate this to human physiology. what does that look like? looks a lot like PUA culture tbh.

      2 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
    5. Dan Garfield‏ @danlistensto Jun 11
      Replying to @danlistensto @eigenrobot and

      the Chad husband vs. the Virgin PUA

      3 replies 0 retweets 15 likes
    6. Chaos‏ @chaosprime Jun 11
      Replying to @danlistensto @eigenrobot and

      sure, the r strategy isn't about maximizing the amount of pleasurable fucking you get to do, it's about maximizing your chances of spreading your genes on somebody else's resource tab

      2 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
    7. After Sol‏ @Locus_of_Ctrl Jun 11
      Replying to @chaosprime @danlistensto and

      wait wait wait, aktschually r-selection is about low parental investment, K-selection is about high parental investment -- it's nothing to do with Chads, Virgins, alphas, betas, etc.

      2 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
    8. Dan Garfield‏ @danlistensto Jun 11
      Replying to @Locus_of_Ctrl @chaosprime and

      you gotta work with the legos you got when building a prototype metaphor

      2 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
    9. After Sol‏ @Locus_of_Ctrl Jun 11
      Replying to @danlistensto @chaosprime and

      I'm a K-strategist household, so I got more legos than you though.

      1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
    10. Dan Garfield‏ @danlistensto Jun 11
      Replying to @Locus_of_Ctrl @chaosprime and

      I don't even know what that means

      1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      Chaos‏ @chaosprime Jun 11
      Replying to @danlistensto @Locus_of_Ctrl and

      higher parental investment means kids get more legos

      3:19 PM - 11 Jun 2018
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      • thinky-sand enthusiast nyuutsu Me from Before After Sol Paul E 🖤✖️ simpolism masquerobot
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        2. Dan Garfield‏ @danlistensto Jun 11
          Replying to @chaosprime @Locus_of_Ctrl and

          I'm an only child I got ALL the legos

          2 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
        3. simpolism‏ @simpolism Jun 11
          Replying to @danlistensto @chaosprime and

          K strategy = each kid gets more legos r strategy = each kid gets less legos but dad gets more

          2 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
        4. Me from Before‏ @MeFromBefore Jun 11
          Replying to @simpolism @danlistensto and

          Argh I cannot contain my frustration any longer. It’s LEGO, not LEGOs. It’s like rice, sheep and ninja.

          3 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
        5. Chaos‏ @chaosprime Jun 11
          Replying to @MeFromBefore @simpolism and

          your brand propaganda has no power here

          2 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
        6. Chaos‏ @chaosprime Jun 11
          Replying to @chaosprime @MeFromBefore and

          also it's pronounced JEGO

          0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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