in species with external fertilization (a lot of fish) the K strategist males are Chad-like. large and strong and attractive to females. the r strategist males are Virgin-like. small and shy and mostly unattractive to females. how do they reproduce?
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Replying to @danlistensto @eigenrobot and
by cheating, that's how. they wait for a K-male to pair with a female and they rush in and skeet at just the right opportune moment to get some of their juice mixed in with the Chad juice and some fraction of the eggs are gonna be little baby Virgins.
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Replying to @danlistensto @eigenrobot and
now extrapolate this to human physiology. what does that look like? looks a lot like PUA culture tbh.
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Replying to @danlistensto @eigenrobot and
the Chad husband vs. the Virgin PUA
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Replying to @danlistensto @eigenrobot and
sure, the r strategy isn't about maximizing the amount of pleasurable fucking you get to do, it's about maximizing your chances of spreading your genes on somebody else's resource tab
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Replying to @chaosprime @eigenrobot and
there it is. the strategy is actually nest parasitism.
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Replying to @danlistensto @chaosprime and
yeah I mean the etymology of "cuckold" is just this
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Replying to @eigenrobot @danlistensto and
feel like I'm learning a lot today lmao
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Replying to @john_heathen @eigenrobot and
and the things would definitely include "not all wisdom brings joy" if you hadn't already known that
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Replying to @chaosprime @eigenrobot and
Getting TRVTH IS A BITTER PILL tattooed over my ass brb
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tramp stamp without peer tbh
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