Just texted my girl a picture of a hamburger patty with hot sauce on it with a
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All dating advice is stupid. Be tall and they like everything.
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I should reverse this for fairness. Guys have also dated a girl so damn face sexy that you later told a "funny" anecdote about how it was cute and funny when she broke into your house and stabbed you.
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Okay, gotta break character for a second here. I'm always half joking but joking nonetheless. Almost anyone can be a charming mofo and get that sweet pair bonding action. This is the literal truth.
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Replying to @ProperOpinion
but fellas you gotta listen to my man Epicurus on this one don't try to maximize the things that make you charming, try to minimize the things that make you fucking intolerable
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I'm getting real close to just recommending that people always trust Chaos Content.
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what can i say, the road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom
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