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All dating advice is stupid. Be tall and they like everything.
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I should reverse this for fairness. Guys have also dated a girl so damn face sexy that you later told a "funny" anecdote about how it was cute and funny when she broke into your house and stabbed you.
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the girl who pulled a gun on me will always have a special place in my heart
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