TOES ARE JUST FOOTFINGERS
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i'd challenge you to deploy a Shocker with your foot but i know you'd just fucking do it
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I have many delightful bodily qualities but flexibility of any sort is not among them; at weights ranging from 140 to 240, never been able to touch my toes. it's a ligament, not a girth, issue. Independent toe positioning? May as well ask me to play Rachmaninoff.
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if your toes and your fingers don't work the same way i feel like this undermines your central thesis
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[throws chair] THE STRUCTURES ARE DIRECTLY ANALOGOUS
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what the heck are these lines from
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absolutely no idea, they seem to be a spontaneously generated memetic lifeform parasitic on the Shakespeare corpus
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they're so terrible it's painful
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the ends don't even rhyme properly argh
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shoving in "to me welcome you are" just to make the meter fit *twitch*
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everything is so bad the typo 'freinds' just fades into the background like a guy who sold a bag of weed in a holding cell with a carload of drive-by shooters
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