Me: ur so not over Bryan Harley: Bryan had BLUE hair and metal teeth Me: hon you're a doctor. you have to stop dating guys with metal teeth
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i'm sure this is a general statement that's true of all straight white girls and definitely not just me
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i mean it's not like there's any counterevidence
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Sigh of relief since cis bi white girls are exempt af
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very true, Jennifer, everybody who knows you says, "that Jen, she's exempt af from being one good dick away from ruining her entire life and losing her mind"
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that was going to be my speech actually
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