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    1. Chaos‏ @chaosprime May 28

      every time i hit enter in a web form and the form just fucking sits there my seething hatred for front-end web developers boils a little higher

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      Chaos‏ @chaosprime May 28

      i'm definitely just joking when i say that you "only buttons and mousey clickey onna button exist" motherfuckers are going right up against the fucking wall, though. ha ha, funny joek

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        1. Steven Brust‏Verified account @StevenBrust May 28
          Replying to @chaosprime

          This, I suspect, qualifies as an example of what you were talking about once when you said, "I don't want to die on that hill, I want YOU to die on that hill."

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        1. Cuntington Fucksworth, Esq.‏ @CuntyFucksworth May 28
          Replying to @chaosprime

          It fucks it all up for accessibility too. Don't roll your own Submit button to pad your fragile ego and pretend you're leet there are standards for a reason.

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        1. Undead Log‏ @logfromblammo May 28
          Replying to @chaosprime

          It's especially funny after said persons, who are only jokingly going to get theirs, remove all visual cues that help us identify their buttons as things that are clickable. I'm only choking the last breath out of them *in my mind*.

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        1. Joel Suovaniemi‏ @jsvnm May 28
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          shooting is too good for them

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        1. autumn gab  🍂‏ @gabrielamadej May 28
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          unloading the bullets was just a prank bro

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