I feel like this is off brand for you, but then I reassess your username.
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that's my secret, Captain: i'm always off brand
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Hey look it’s your new Twitter bio
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why, so it is
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Uhhhh you missed the Barbie part
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well, you already know exactly how you will pay for this insolence, so i don't have to say it on twitter where i might get in trouble
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Listen, bae, it isn't fault that you are a Barbie human.
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kind of bigoted of you to speak as though fault is implied don't you think Jennifer
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Lately you have been the primary source of ear worms. What a good friend!
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Gay
a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation