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Dec 10

If you wonder what might be motivating Elon’s recent revenge-porn-style dirt-digging-in-Slack-archives hype-apalooza, you should familiarize yourself w/what’s going on—i.e., $140m owed to execs if Elon can’t prove they were fired for cause, frfr. thechancerydaily.substack.com/p/when-the-chu

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Harry McCracken

@harrymccracken

First they came for

@ElonJet

, and I did not speak out because I was not a bot posting publicly-available flight data.

promise if we get separated

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oh my god it's coming for me in my QTs

@mattbinder

also suspended

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Compound248

@compound248

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Replying to @chancery_daily

…and, he’s gone.

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ok, in the past hour, the following accounts have been suspended:

@rmac18

Ryan Mac, NYTimes Tech Reporter

@micahflee

, Director of Infosec The Intercept

@drewharwell

, WaPo Reporter

@donie

, CNN Reporter

@atrupar

, the one who posts every news video on Twitter

@joinmastodon

LOL 🦣

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JET = middle word "Elon's" is hilarious and I don't even know what it stands for

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KSalberta

@k_salberta

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Replying to @chancery_daily

I think as long as you don't write anything about "JET" (middle word Elon's) you will survive the great purge. I have never seen anything funnier in my life.

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it's like when you realize that the young children in the other room have been way too quiet for their own good

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the most disturbing part is that he's not tweeting through it

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the most disturbing part is that he's not tweeting through it

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what is happening is this the rapture

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this. is. insane.

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are you really even a reporter if you aren't banned yet

Suspected Saboteur

@ShortingIsFun

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Elon going after journalists tonight. His meltdown is accelerating. I love it. $TSLA

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holyfck ryan mac got suspended

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for the last five minutes of my time here lol

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Alise Mills

@RealAliseMills

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@Sybill1972 you must follow @chancery_daily Your Twitter will never be the same. #women #law

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this feels like slow motion thanos finger snap

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holyfck ryan mac got suspended

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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Mike

@mikethemongo

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Replying to @chancery_daily

you can say anything once

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actually it looks like this might not be allowed

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uhoh y'all, it's been fun

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Oliver Darcy

@oliverdarcy

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It appears Twitter has banned the accounts of Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) and Washington Post reporter @drewharwell. Unclear why, but this seems to be the final tweet from Harwell.

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am i allowed to say jet though

anyone have thoughts on this restated stock dealio

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where my corpfi and tax peeps at

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Replying to @FinancialFiling

C-Corp afaik what I was wondering about is what is this stock restatement about on Nov. 22nd also who knows enough to back out the imputed value of that annual tax assessment figure vis à vis the total authorized shares

Sagittarius A* (beyond parody)

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🤣🦣🤣🦣🤣🦣🤣🦣

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@real_sag_astar

Replying to @kyliebytes

UHH UHHH *frantically scribbles new policy* YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DISCUSS THINGS NAMED AFTER EXTINCT ANIMALS

sir can i get an update sir

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sir what's the policy today sir

petty af but cue the streisand effect

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@annmlipton@esq.social

@AnnMLipton

Twitter took down @joinmastodon? Seriously?

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also don't be the guy who drops in my dms to make fun of me for having written a script to pull this data into a little spreadsheet of my own because yes I know I am a nerd and no you're not gonna change me also ppl shouldn't kink shame

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$3.5 billion dollars of $TSLA will do that to the price

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E.W. Niedermeyer

@Tweetermeyer

la politique de modération c'est moi

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sir what's the policy today sir

sir what's the policy today sir

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tbh this took like seven years of concerted effort for me

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killer queen

@_chismosa_

Dec 8

How do I teach my body that my fight or flight response is supposed to be for life or death situations, not answering an email

Dare Obasanjo

@Carnage4Life

There’s no grand plan to fix Twitter’s business or product. It’s the richest guy in the world buying his favorite app so he can add pet features & fix personal annoyances like

@elonjet

. Stop trying to reverse engineer brilliant business strategy from this behavior. There’s none.

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Is this about Henry Cavill’s PC build and WoW minipainting videos because ngl those are what really made me like the guy. 🫤

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The Twitter v. Musk case is the zombie that will. not. die. 😝 Intervenor has appealed to the Delaware Supreme Court.

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If you think Tesla is overvalued compared to probable value of future cash flows, sell. Otherwise, buy.

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who owns whom twitter.com/MattBinder/sta

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