Chris Samp

@cgsamp

Advisory Platform Architect

Ann Arbor
pivotal.io
Vrijeme pridruživanja: listopad 2011.
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  1. 2. velj

    MSG is BLAMELESS

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  2. 30. sij

    How to mount a new virtual disk to your Ubuntu vm using the command line: First, obtain five hairs from a Tibetan Yak.

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    28. sij

    I will never get tired of this video of Harry Connick Jr briefly fixing several thousand white people.

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  4. 25. sij

    This tweet is NOT Ukraine.

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    24. sij

    An AC/DC coverband, with the lyrics all modified to relate to DevOps: - Backup In Black - For Those About To Deploy - Dirty Disks - Hells Shells - It's A Wrong Way To Run `top` Their name: CI/CD 🚪🚶‍♂️...

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  6. 22. sij

    Talking about this at some enterprise customers. Customer: We do CI! Me: Great! What does it look like? C: Someone gave us a Jenkins instance and we ran it once five weeks ago. Me: Um...

    CI (particularly the bit where everyone merges into a shared trunk/master at least daily) is still the most controversial thing I talk about, because - in 2020 - the world is still divided into these two camps.
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  7. 21. sij

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    20. sij

    Super stoked to be attending the Detroit Spring Developers Meetup - 2/13 - if anyone is around, come hang out with us! :) via

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    19. sij

    Babies born today will turn 18 on January 19, 2038, the first date when time becomes unrepresentable using a standard 32-bit unsigned Unix timestamp. It's not far off.

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  10. 19. sij

    My exciting Saturday night: Write intentionally inefficient recursive Java code to calculate the nth Fibonacci number. Put it on my ESXi host. Bomb it with requests to calculate the 45th (1,134,903,170) until the CPU is spiked.

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  11. 16. sij

    ...apparently off-by-one errors are a thing in learning to play the piano also.

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  12. 16. sij

    ...or trying to change corporate culture.

    Advice from Nobel laureate on implementing policy nudges: ✔️ “Don’t tell people what to do – ask them what their problems are” ✔️ “You need an early win” ✔️ Embrace transparency in the testing phase (from yesterday's talk)
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  13. 16. sij

    8pm: lets build a Spring endpoint that returns its app id. 815: that was fun. 2am: now it returns arbitrary env value lists in CamelCase with locale timestamps with N instances and bearer token security cpu tempand look at the perf graph and optimized jvm memory and..

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  14. 15. sij

    I've done this in nearly every workspace I've been in.

    If you struggle with time management, you might benefit from placing an analog clock in your workspace:
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    11. sij

    If you stabilise the Milky Way it shows you just how much the earth is spinning through space. Full length via Eric Brummell -

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    10. sij

    Wow! I got it! The International , orbiting Earth at 17,500mph, transits the full moon this evening, as seen from near Paynes Prairie Preserve in Florida. The window to capture this transit lasted a mere *0.58 seconds.*

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    8. sij

    Fun fact: More engineers live in Michigan than any other state. We know how to build and innovate, which is why I’m meeting with Silicon Valley companies today because Michiganders are better suited to meet their needs.

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    1. sij

    New year, new employer! Let's have some fun VMware!

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    15. pro 2019.

    No one I know who works on software for a living trusts it to do anything important. That people assume software can be trusted for important things like voting or driving cars when I can’t even trust my follower count is correct is the biggest trick we’ve played as an industry.

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    27) Despite Trump's unorthodox views for a Republican candidate, he enjoys *massive* own-party popularity, higher than almost all previous GOP presidents. Trump didn't remake the GOP in his own image - he discovered the true preferences of the average GOP voter.

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