Chris Patton

@cgpat

dad, husband, biker/skier/triathlete loving VT since 2004. Founder of

Charlotte, VT
Joined September 2009
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  1. Retweeted
    Oct 4

    All you need to know: If the GOP and the White House were proud of the Kavanaugh report, and thought it fully vindicated him, they would have made more than one copy of it.

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  2. Oct 3

    We're hiring at ! If you're in customer support/success and want a great place to work (remotely!) give us a look. The last person we hired said it has been 'one of the best gigs of his career'. We'd love to hear from you!

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  3. Retweeted
    Sep 27

    Leahy amazes me. After 44 years he is still a terrific prosecutor. He is shredding Kavanaugh, who is now floundering.

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  4. Retweeted
    Sep 27

    With a statement like this, Lindsey Graham should be removed from the US Senate

    Lindsey Graham just falsely told a bunch of reporters that Democrats are never subjected to accusations of sexual misconduct, and warned them that if Kavanaugh fails, Republicans will gin up false accusations against future Democratic nominees to even the score. Wow.
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  5. Sep 27

    these ticky tack questions are incredible. how can they still, after all of this testimony, still be trying to catch her in some sort of lie?

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  6. Sep 27

    hey as a user of both services, I gotta agree - this is way too close to Postmark. I certainly hope that wasn't intentional, and hope you'll consider changing it.

    Anyone else feel the new branding looks suspiciously close to ?
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  7. Sep 27

    so good. take that, human!

    A seal slaps a man in the face with an octopus. The best headline you'll see today.
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  8. Retweeted
    Sep 27

    The smartest, most dignified thing Brett Kavanaugh could now do is walk into the committee hearing and announce he is withdrawing from the nomination, for the good of the Supreme Court and the country.

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  9. Retweeted
    Sep 20

    Ok, so just used the Stripe Issuing product to issue a brand new credit card and then bought a box of cupcakes from with it - all in about 30 seconds. On stage. Pretty amazing.

    and
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  10. Retweeted
    Sep 18

    Actual Reality

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  11. Retweeted
    Sep 18

    Nearly every product strategy meeting with includes some variant of the question, “Is this the most ambitious plan you could come up with?” or “What would you propose if you had unlimited resources?”

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  12. Retweeted
    Sep 12

    Well, who's laughing now, motherfucker.

    Les Moonves in 2011: "when I first got to CBS, the sexiest woman on the network was Angela Lansbury but fortunately we’re doing a little bit better than that now."
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  13. Retweeted
    Sep 13

    I know there's a lot of competition but this is the worst thing he's ever tweeted.

    3000 people did not die in the two hurricanes that hit Puerto Rico. When I left the Island, AFTER the storm had hit, they had anywhere from 6 to 18 deaths. As time went by it did not go up by much. Then, a long time later, they started to report really large numbers, like 3000...
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  14. Sep 10

    this is well said by Just because you can get away with it, doesn't mean you should.

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  15. Retweeted
    Sep 8

    The worst part of this Serena tantrum is that they'll always say the chair won it, not Osaka, who was brilliant.

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  16. Retweeted
    Sep 8

    Let know that she deserved that championship. Make it trend.

    3 replies 33 retweets 98 likes
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  17. Retweeted
    Sep 8

    WORLD CHAMPION 🌈🇺🇸✨ What a feeling. Thank you to all who played a part in this.

    165 replies 233 retweets 2,923 likes
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  18. Sep 8

    woohooo!!! congrats to !!!!! hard work pays off.

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  19. Retweeted
    Sep 6

    I’m no HR professional but it’s prob a bad sign when an employee writes an anonymous letter calling you a brain-dead asshole and you can’t even narrow it down to 100 people

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  20. Sep 3

    I'm not always a fan of Nike, but this is well done.

    Colin Kaepernick gets the call, fronts ’s 30th anniversary of ‘Just Do It’:
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