cgosimon

where is this from??

A presentation of mine called “What is the sound of One Scrum Clapping?”

is that presentation or slide deck available anywhere?

@awkrapfl are we agile yet?

73% of your projects are 84% Agile

https://twitter.com/prinzhorn/status/909767215687151617 …

Moving from time-boxed delivery is the best thing ever. No wasted time guessing when things will be done. Daily production releases = win

Continuous delivery only succeeds (for cust) long term when the product manager has KPIs tied to actual customer satisfaction not releases.

Oh yes indeed. Work prioritised on CSAT scores and hard metrics tracking customer success rates. Helps with HiPPO requirements too

Customer satisfaction is a vital indicator but so is revenue. The process has to deliver content which delivers on financial objectives too

Revenue (at least long term) including ARPU, AOV etc is tightly coupled w cust satisfaction which is often overlooked for short term gains

what about when there is no customer?

There is always a customer. You are building software for someone or something to use... if not something is very very wrong :)

Where'd it come from, I'd like to ask to use it with attribution.

I made it. Comes from my “What is the Sound of One Scrum Clapping” talk.

So glad I'm retiring from programming after 38 years. Agile sucks and is just a way to get more blood out of programmers.

Every time someone mentions agile it’s a legit ptsd trigger. My darkness came from agile dev.

I was a scrum master for 3 weeks. Had to present my Jira flat lined burn down chart and got attacked. Wtf!!!

I legit just got cold shivers....never again

I advise young people not to get into programming. By the time you hit your 40's and 50's companies start to dump you.

Unless you get into management.

Your odds are better if you do so but I saw a lot of senior managers forced out with packages. Keep your skills current.

Totally. Glad I’m not in programming.