Cezary Wojcik

@cezary_wojcik

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San Francisco, CA
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  1. Retweeted
    Feb 9

    COMPUTER: I can render the shimmering fantasy worlds of your dreams 60 times a second ME: search some emails for a string COMPUTER: oh no

    69 replies 9,597 retweets 17,551 likes
  2. Retweeted
    Apr 16

    Decorated some Easter eggs today:

    164 replies 3,773 retweets 9,963 likes
  3. Feb 25

    I wrote Swift code with generics today, and I _didn't_ run into strange issues + the code worked well. A day for the history books.

    1 like
  4. Retweeted
    Feb 23

    *trump becomes president* NASA: Shit *a few weeks later* NASA: we've found 7 planets, 3 we can live on and there's enough room for everyone

    1,173 replies 188,392 retweets 342,148 likes
  5. Feb 18

    “Southern White House” 🙄🤦🏼‍♂️

    Will be having many meetings this weekend at The Southern White House. Big 5:00 P.M. speech in Melbourne, Florida. A lot to talk about!
    2 retweets 1 like
  6. Retweeted
    Feb 16

    Swift 4 release process announced:

    3 replies 157 retweets 140 likes
  7. Retweeted
    Jan 28

    Amazon has completely sold out of “1984"

    3 replies 146 retweets 138 likes
  8. Retweeted
    Jan 28

    Tip: if you don't want comedians weighing in on politics, don't elect a joke.

    816 replies 95,234 retweets 233,224 likes
  9. Jan 25

    Of course Trump uses Android

    If Trump is really still using his unsecured Android phone to tweet, that’s terrible news for national security
  10. Retweeted
    Jan 24

    Whoa APFS is coming faster than expected.

    22 replies 544 retweets 468 likes
  11. Retweeted
    Jan 23

    It's official. STAR WARS: THE LAST JEDI is the next chapter of the Skywalker saga. This December.

    4,424 replies 187,480 retweets 219,222 likes
  12. Retweeted
    26 Dec 2016

    "I" before "E" except after "C" unless it says "Ay" as in "neighbor" and "weigh", Mr. President-Elect.

    I gave millions of dollars to DJT Foundation, raised or recieved millions more, ALL of which is given to charity, and media won't report!
    826 replies 6,094 retweets 19,446 likes
  13. 17 Dec 2016

    This is what the Spotify now playing screen looks like when you play Star Wars music. Nice.

  14. 15 Dec 2016

    Rogue One 👍👍

    1 like
  15. 14 Dec 2016

    This is horrible

  16. 13 Dec 2016

    WRONG

    Unless you catch "hackers" in the act, it is very hard to determine who was doing the hacking. Why wasn't this brought up before election?
  17. 28 Nov 2016

    Hmm seems like is violating ’s TOS by hiding the Google logo here

    1 like
  18. Retweeted
    28 Nov 2016

    “Keep the JS lightweight, use CSS for all your transitions and most people wont be able to tell it's a hybrid app.”😂

    3 replies 7 retweets 29 likes
  19. Retweeted
    26 Nov 2016

    A street in Poland named after Obi-Wan

    7 replies 369 retweets 776 likes
  20. Retweeted
    16 Nov 2016

    Oops , your debug menu is showing.

    Screenshot of Amazon iOS app with a debug menu showing
    4 replies 7 retweets 35 likes

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