Cece

@cetimestwo

Southern, but not scary Southern. Chock-full of useless knowledge.

Joined September 2011
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  1. Jul 1

    Go Yanks! ⚽️🇺🇸

  2. Jun 24

    Had to hold my giggle in, It took my husband three tries of pressing the "ok" button on the car display to realize it isn't touch screen.

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    Jun 23

    Woke up full of sarcasm and nopes.

    1 reply 11 retweets 33 likes
  4. Jun 22

    Tornado in B'ham today but it spared the . I predict it will be the first place looted.

  5. Jun 21

    Couple margs at dinner and when we get to the parking lot I can't find my husband. Because he's standing by our car. How to not drive home

    1 reply 1 like
  6. Jun 18

    What's up 1991? Just walked by someone wearing Drakkar Noir and it might as well have been a freaking time machine..

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  7. Retweeted
    Jun 16

    Him : "You haven't agreed with me once." Me : "That's not true."

    15 replies 494 retweets 780 likes
  8. Retweeted
    Jun 15

    I wrap my southern accent around a word like bacon around shrimp.

    5 replies 55 retweets 121 likes
  9. Jun 14

    Heartbreaking news and photos this morning; prayers for those that were in the building and for those who fought the fire.

    1 like
  10. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    The snap chat dog filter should just add hair to all your clothes

    2 replies 136 retweets 225 likes
  11. Retweeted
    Jun 5

    I've already burned 320 calories today by shaking my head no.

    21 replies 683 retweets 1,198 likes
  12. Jun 10
    Replying to

    Mystery solved, thanks for making everyone laugh all season

  13. Jun 9

    Watching House Hunters: their budget is 3 million but the important thing is acreage for their alpacas. Where do they find these people?!

    1 like
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    Jun 7

    Is "can pick up anything with my toes to avoid bending over" a skill or a talent? I want to get this resume' just right.

    7 replies 60 retweets 113 likes
  15. Jun 3

    Two pains a man will never know: 1. Childbirth 2. Bending a fingernail backward

    2 likes
  16. Retweeted
    Jun 3

    I'm only 2 mimosas into this weekend and I'm already dealing with the side effects.

    2 replies 90 retweets 147 likes
  17. Retweeted
    May 30

    What's so funny? I've got three nieces named Covfefe.

    140 replies 3,245 retweets 20,015 likes
  18. May 30

    How can you make vegetables unhealthy? Southerners: "Hold my mayo and watch this salad."

    1 reply 2 likes
  19. Retweeted
    May 9

    Hubs left his Amazon account open on the laptop and I swear to God if I'm getting a lawnmower for Mother's Day there will be bloodshed.

    36 replies 201 retweets 681 likes
  20. Retweeted
    May 9

    Just asked my 7yo 150 questions during his Minecraft video as payback for the last four movies we've watched.

    3 replies 60 retweets 216 likes

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