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Caroline Rothstein
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Internationally touring writer, poet, performer, educator. Work in Marie Claire, Cosmopolitan, Narratively, BuzzFeed, NYLON, et al. she/her

New York, New York
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    Caroline Rothstein‏Verified account @cerothstein Aug 1
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    At what point does my therapist add boxes of tissue to my monthly invoice? Me every week = 😭😭😭, a monologue.

    2:27 PM - 1 Aug 2019
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      2. Danise  🇺🇸  ❌‏ @pitbullmomof4 Aug 5
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        Glad you are in therapy. Explains a lot.

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      3. Alan Logsdon‏ @Alan_Logsdon Aug 5
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        Beat me to it haha. After reading her tweets I have discovered that she is actually insane. I mean, really, I feel this woman shouldn’t be walking free and should be forcibly committed.

        1 reply 1 retweet 3 likes
      4. Danise  🇺🇸  ❌‏ @pitbullmomof4 Aug 5
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        Totally agree, something is desperately wrong with her.

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      1. jack gough  🔰‏ @sahalegend Aug 5
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        This explains a lot

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      2. Ninjast4r‏ @Ninjast4r1 Aug 5
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        I don't know, but that poor therapist should bilk you for every rotten penny for having to listen to your crap.

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      3. Cheerio‏ @Oxco01 Aug 5
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        pic.twitter.com/5Y3fqMu3MA

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      1. Smithy‏ @Smudge2072 Aug 4
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        Doesn’t surprise me you needing help you are the one of the most ravistnand backward thinking women on here. You alone setting the equality movement back decades

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      1. Patrick Rigney‏ @PatrickRigney1 Aug 5
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        Id say your therapist needs therapy

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      1. Jan Horgan‏ @jlhorg Aug 4
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        Well, taking a look at your Twitter feed I can see both why you’re in therapy and why you cry a lot. Lady, you should get off social media and live life.

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      1. Young Towser‏ @TowserYoung Aug 5
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        You see a therapist? Your timeline makes a bit more sense to me now.

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      1. PoliticalRodeo‏ @politicalrodeo Aug 5
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        I've seen some of your recent thoughtless rants. Save your money and skip the therapy. You seem genuinely broken and unfixable. Twitter is not helping you improve your health.Your Kleenex consumption is hurting the planet and your therapist isn't even listening.

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      2. politicalamity‏ @politicalamity2 Aug 5
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        Actual footage of your therapist as you enter the waiting room:pic.twitter.com/ZupeepoGpE

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. ıllıllı 𝕁𝕒𝕜𝕖 ıllıllı‏ @JakeMcMeFace1 Aug 5
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        Dude!! 😂😆🤣🎯

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      1. Rick1776James‏ @Rick1776J Aug 4
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        Therapist --> Explains EVERYTHING.

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      1. Tallulah Sparkle‏ @TallulahSparkl1 Aug 4
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        Attention seeking at its finest, what an idiot you sound.

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      1. Tribefan‏ @TribeCodes Aug 5
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        From reading some of your tweets, I wouldn't pay your invoice if I were you as your therapist isn't helping whatsoever.

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      2.  🌹Nikita Marie‏ @RetiredNikitaM Aug 5
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        Wallow in the misery of a past you can't change or move forward and be happy. I do not share my personal story except to say I have some lousy history. The day I chose to leave it behind and move forward was and is the best day of my life.

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        👍🏻

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      1. Keith‏ @KeithTalk2 Aug 5
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        Totally believable - poor you and your miserable life.

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