Have you ever met a 3 year old? Because their authentically expressed truth is I want ice cream for breakfast, no mummy you can't brush my teeth, yes I can wear nothing but a swimming costume even though it's freezing outside. There's a whole lot of holy and divine bullshit.
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My mate had a 3-year-old whose "holy & divine knowing" led them to "authentically express their truth" that they were a dog: they 'barked', 'rolled over' for tummy rubs, ate from a bowl on the floor, 'wagged' thier bum. Kept it up for months. Brilliant fun. But def not a dog.
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Imagine if those men who dress up like dogs and call themselves pups tried to legitimise their sexual fetish by framing it as an identity, and pushing an ideology which encouraged parents to let their three year olds transition to live as dogs
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Ha ha that would never happen...

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I'm so sad that you're such a fucking idiot.
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Three year olds are very mature and make sound life decisicions. They don’t need parents
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Mine has a mortgage and a job at the saw mill.
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Mine is Foreign Secretary.
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Stay away from kids please, insane person
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My three yr old mostly indentified as a dinosaur or scary monster.
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Unicorn. Also princess. It's only when you hear a 3yo state with stone cold certainty that they are actually a princess, and their little friends all nod their heads in agreement, that you get how magical their thinking still is.
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Aged 5 I thought I was a pirate. I wore my big brother's old shirts & waistcoats & had a beard drawn on with eyebrow pencil. I'd have taken to the high seas in a galleon given the chance, so convinced was I that I WAS a pirate. And then I'd have drowned.
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Would you like me to introduce you to a 3 year old Caroline? I’m wondering if you’ve ever met one. They like Peppa Pig, sticks and cheese.
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Also mine wanted to be a tree

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Mine wanted to be the number 4
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My 3yo is a monkey, cat, lion, dinosaur, dragon or pokemon on any given minute.
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My oldest literally identified as a dog at age 3. She wore a necklace as a "collar", often crawled and barked, would tell people she was a dog, asked us to pat her head etc. She's now a well adjusted teen who identifies as a female human. Still loves animals tho

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Mine too. I caught him with a belts sticking out the top of his trousers made to look like a tail & sleeping beside our German Shepherd in the dog basket. I’m so sorry I’ve ruined his life, I let him grow out of it. He’s studying Chemistry now when he could have been at Crufts.
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