To All The River Guides I've Loved Before.
I've spent too much of my summer recalling the college-aged river guide in the parking lot of a youth hostel in Moab, Utah, when I was 23 years old, who asked me if I needed him to come to my room & rub aloe on my back after we spent the day hiking in Arches National Park. Why.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I DID NOT LOVE HIM. I loved the OTHER river guide Travis. I can still remember his name. I think I can't stop thinking about aloe dude bc I can't tell whether or not his offer was super f-ing creepy or normal ... hitting on. I'm wrestling here with masculinity.
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To All The River Guides Who Have Loved Me And Used Questionable Propositions To Make A Move.
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THAT is the correct title for this Rom Com (in which I dressed like this...Photo #1 credit is to the dude...Photo #2 credit is a pre-smartphone selfie with a point & shoot!)pic.twitter.com/4YKwzLjTLX
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I very much recall when this was your vibe, and I very much thought you were the literally the coolest person, and that I was so lucky you like...hung out with me sometimes. The clothes have changed over the last twelve years, but my impression of you has not. <3
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AW!!! This is the best Tweet ever. And sentiment. I love you so much. YOU are the coolest. Can you believe where over 20 years has taken us?!?!? TWO DECADES!!! Thank G-d my clothing changed. PRAISE HASHEM! :) xoxo
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