Carleen Ceraldi

@ceraldi_carleen

Goddess. Straighten my crown. Honey badger/unicorn mix. DRAGON TAMER. And she gave no fucks. Not even one. And she lived happily ever after.

Alberta, Canada
Vrijeme pridruživanja: travanj 2018.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    13. srp 2019.

    I am inclined to believe a Holocaust survivor when he says ICE raids are just like Nazis raids.

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  2. Hanging the medal of Freedom on this vile shitbag's neck was bile inducing. That honor is now rendered irrelevant. Along with the constitution, office of the presidency, common decency, Trump's word, America's standing in the world. Sorry about the cancer. You wont me missed

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  3. Did Nancy Pelosi ride her dragon to the SOTU? I thought it would be impossible for her to ever outdo the "Clap" but then last night. Holy fuck....last night!!!! She. Ripped. The. Motherfucking. Speech. Up. In front of Trump. Lol Bravo, Nancy! Bravo! Straighten her crown, people!

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  4. Good morning my lovelies 💕 Today you could be standing next to someone who is trying their best not to fall apart. So whatever you do today, do it with kindness in your heart. I love you all💖

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  5. As I listen to Trump's State of the Union speech, I am touching myself. Meaning I'm rubbing my temples because his voice gives me a fucking migraine.

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  6. 4. velj

    Good morning my lovelies 💕 After this fuckshow is over and Trump and this Administration is removed; People, even more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed and redeemed....never throw out anybody. Except MAGAts. Take the garbage out. I love you all💖

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  8. 4. velj

    Derpy derp I know where all the cities are in the U.S. I know them better than the people who make maps. I'm the only one who knows. Obama should have known. Crooked Hilary should have known. I'm the only one in the history of infinity who knows. No one knows them more than me.

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  9. 3. velj

    Good morning my lovelies 💕 "Donald Trump" has 11 letters. So does " Dumb Ass Fuck" I love you all💖

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  10. 2. velj

    Good morning my lovelies 💕 Butterflies can't see their wings. They can't see how truly beautiful they are, but everyone else can. People are like that as well. Especially you guys; my twitter family..🦋🦋🦋 I love you all💖

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  11. 2. velj

    Was getting my nails done today. This sweet little lady beside me in the salon looked at me and said "You look familiar." I said "I do porn." My nails....$85 The look on her face....priceless

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  12. 1. velj

    Good morning my lovelies 💕 February 1, 2009. The day I put the bottle down and chose to live. Today marks 11 years sober for me. I am blessed beyond my wildest imagination and I wouldn't trade my best day drinking for my worst day sober. I love you all💖

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    1. velj
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  14. 31. sij

    A stranger DM'd me last night. He wanted me to meet him at the lake by my home to show me his penis. Fucking weirdo didn't even show up.

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  15. 31. sij

    If Bolton is such a patriot, he should be in front of the nearest TV camera. Tell us what you know.

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  16. 31. sij

    Know why Trump won't release the full transcript of his call and have the people who could prove his innocence testify for him? Because he's fucking guilty.

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    30. sij

    Sen. John McCain warned us in his final year of life: "Rand Paul is now working for Vladimir Putin."

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    30. sij

    Classic Movie Meme Every Time Bloomberg Throws Shade on Trump's So-Called 'Fortune', An Angel Gets Its Wings.

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  19. 31. sij

    Good morning my lovelies 💕 The past three years have been such a shitfuck stressful time with so much chaos, fear, hatred and financial insecurity. It costs $0.00 to remind someone they aren't alone in this world. Smile.On purpose. I love you all💖

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  20. 31. sij

    It would be epic if Samuel Jackson could take Adam Schiff's place during these question periods. He could start the answer to every Republican question with, "Listen here, motherfucker."

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  21. 31. sij

    A recent study on Women's Ass Size: *10% of women think their ass is too skinny. *30% of women think their ass is too fat. *60% say they don't care. They love him. He is a good man and they wouldn't trade him for the world.

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