Charles EP Murphy

@cepmurphy

Self publisher, short-story guy, pitcher. Buy my kindle books so I can replace my socks with holes in!

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Joined October 2016
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Jun 12

    What if at a crucial point in the Great European War, Chamberlain – our greatest PM – resigns? That's just one of six questions in my book from ! (But of course, how can we ever really know how it would turn out...?)

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  2. 12 minutes ago

    The Shadow Chancellor there deciding to weigh in on a newspaper saying "no, cartoonist, we won't publish these specific cartoons that say antisemitism is just a witch hunt and then shows a Jew as a literal puppetmaster of The Bad People" and go "I can't believe they BANNED him"

    Has it really come to this, that the ⁦⁦⁩ is banning the brilliant cartoonist, Steve Bell’s cartoons?
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  3. 26 minutes ago

    Bugger, new-model twitter's back to giving me "LOOK AT THESE PEOPLE THAT PEOPLE YOU FOLLOW ARE FOLLOWING" and I can;'t find how to turn it off

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  4. Retweeted
    18 hours ago

    Guy at Front of Human Centipede Doesn’t Believe in ‘Privilege’

    20 replies 1,634 retweets 7,121 likes
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  5. 49 minutes ago

    So the new twitter layout obscures some photos a lot more than old twitter. PROGREEEESSSSS

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  6. 2 hours ago

    It's the same "we had no plan, the EU did, and we triggered A50 too early" but with yet more damning quotes from people! Plus the reveal that the EU offered a deal where Brexit's parked for 5 years to see if we could come to a new arrangement. We said no.

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  7. Retweeted
    3 hours ago

    If you think 45's "Send her home" bullshit is just talk, try living in California. There's an ICE checkpoint disguised as a DUI stop about 10 blocks from my house where the government is pulling over brown people and detaining them. They're coming for all of us.

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  8. 2 hours ago

    Relevant to my interests

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  9. Retweeted
    12 hours ago

    Every Syria "false flag" conspiracy theory that was popular on here was premised on the idea that what are said to be the globe's most dangerous terrorists have a supply of bathtub sarin that they use exclusively on themselves.

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  10. Retweeted
    16 hours ago

    "Hellboy is never afraid to confront any sort of monster, no matter how the odds are stacked against him, but he is terrified of looking in a mirror." My review of HELLBOY: THE CORPSE in now on

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  11. 10 hours ago

    Fugly new Twitter layout has just appeared and can no longer be reverted back.

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  12. 11 hours ago

    And it is a glorious thread with a new-info coda!

    OK, I've been reading about the Cats movie and I'm even more confused than before. I'm not going to pretend, this will be a thread. So.
    Show this thread
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  13. 12 hours ago

    DAAAAMN

    Rebellion confirms ownership of the “TV21” brand
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  14. 12 hours ago

    Multiple SFF Shows: "Ho ho people forgot that alien/vampire/supervillain thing happened because people can't handle the truth, stuuuupid people!" People 1: "A traumatic thing happened where I lived last week." People 2: "Yeah, I heard about that on the mass media."

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  15. Retweeted
    16 hours ago

    1444: break

    3 replies 63 retweets 363 likes
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  16. 16 hours ago

    YEEAHHHH

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  17. 16 hours ago

    How to keep a man in 6 simple steps 1. Take DNA from department's founder 2. Indoctrinate young clone for fifteen years 3. Use 'hotdog run' to ensure instinctive violence 4. Encourage single-mindedness 5. Set him on enemies of the city 6. WAIT SHIT NOW HE'S AFTER US

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  18. Retweeted
    19 hours ago

    How to keep a man in 6 simple steps 1. Rebel against heaven (fail, oops!) 2. Approach him on Earth 3. Save his ass and take him for crepes 4. Protect his books from The Blitz 5. Coparent the Antichrist (wrong one, oops!) 6. Avert the apocalypse together

    How to keep a man in 6 simple steps 1. Learn how to cook amazing dishes 2. Be feminine (long hair, makeup, nails etc) 3. Don't nag him over trivial things 4. Be debt free 5. Don't be a single mom 6. Know how to please him in bed
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  19. Retweeted
    19 hours ago

    How to keep a man in 6 simple steps 1. Fill out a job application for a hotel. 2. Go through the interview process. 3. Accept a job offer. 4. Sign all business and tax documents. 5. Arrive promptly for your first day of work. 6. Sign in one Eagle at the Hotel California.

    How to keep a man in 6 simple steps 1. Learn how to cook amazing dishes 2. Be feminine (long hair, makeup, nails etc) 3. Don't nag him over trivial things 4. Be debt free 5. Don't be a single mom 6. Know how to please him in bed
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  20. 17 hours ago

    "You should buy this chap's and leave reviews of them too." - Albert Einstein

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  21. Retweeted
    20 hours ago

    Trump ain't playing 3d chess on this. He's playing Candy Land. Trump managed to turn a potential advantage (a very liberal Dem party) into tweets that a majority are against.

    16 replies 66 retweets 197 likes
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