celeste yimVerified account

@celestrogen

I'm the first Asian female comedian ever! 🍜 currently 🍜 she/her/hers

celestrogen.com
Joined June 2010
417 Photos and videos Photos and videos

Tweets

You blocked @celestrogen

Are you sure you want to view these Tweets? Viewing Tweets won't unblock @celestrogen

  1. Pinned Tweet
    Apr 26

    as a young asian girl, it was so important for me to have role models like Scarlett Johansson and Tilda Swinton and Bryan Cranston and Edwar

    7 replies 25 retweets 98 likes
  2. 15 hours ago
    Replying to

    one blue-streaked woman said, is your boyfriend chinese like you? then i said im not chinese and then she said is he japanese?

    5 likes
  3. 15 hours ago

    NO LAUGHING: i have seen a bunch of old white people with dyed blue hair lately, is this some sort of white supremacy thing i am not joking

    2 replies 1 retweet 17 likes
  4. Jul 3

    PLEASE READ:

    why are white ppl so stingy with their cottages, share the wealth y'all
    12 likes
  5. Jun 30
    Replying to

    i cant believe how spiritual the nickelback concert was for vice canada staff

    4:42
    . fans tell us which bands they hate the most:
    1 retweet 4 likes
  6. Jun 30

    nope

    1 reply 1 retweet 17 likes
  7. Jun 30

    very enjoyable, sweaty piece by

    1 reply 17 likes
  8. Jun 29

    work brand is strong

    Replying to @celestrogen @joshvisser
    lmao Celeste
    6 likes
  9. Jun 29

    puns are bad

    3 likes
  10. Retweeted
    Jun 28

    the 58 year old man montreal police killed in his own apartment last night was black—we still don't know his name

    8 replies 180 retweets 126 likes
  11. Jun 28
    Replying to

    alive another day

    1 reply 7 likes
  12. Jun 27

    my fave power move right now is saying that I hate King Street

    17 likes
  13. Jun 27

    la la la la la la la ☁️

    did u know that when u have ADHD open offices feel like literal hell?
    7 likes
  14. Jun 26

    god im talented

    Check out the new cast members of SUNDAY NIGHT LIVE!
    3 replies 42 likes
  15. Jun 25

    "Sorry" - how the very funny and nice ended his set tonight

    3 likes
  16. Jun 24

    how to know who is drunkest at function? first person to yell: everyone here is so drunk!!!!

    19 likes
  17. Jun 24

    the hottest take i can think of: Cancers are MUCH worse than Geminis

    2 replies 9 likes
  18. Jun 24

    happy pride to the genderqueers! i love u! may u all wear or not wear pants whenever u would like!

    6 retweets 32 likes
  19. Jun 24

    When u have ADHD, ur eyes are fire

    Thank you
    2 retweets 15 likes
  20. Jun 23

    WE ARE AT THE VERY END

    Replying to @UhSoul
    i literally just watched my mans push up on somebody bitch 😭😭😭😭
    3 likes
  21. Jun 23

    Hmmm 👀

    1 reply 9 likes

@celestrogen hasn't Tweeted yet.

Loading seems to be taking a while.

Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.

    You may also like

    ·