Celeste Horgan

@celeste_horgan

UX & Writing. Currently at . Urban planning + mobility, abundant housing, software, sometimes climbing. Views are mine.

Berlin/Vancouver
Vrijeme pridruživanja: veljača 2019.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    17. lis 2019.

    Company: hey what's your hobby, we need it for your intro Me: [sweats] is providing hot takes on twitter a hobby

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    I got pregnant bc biked over her then-roommates sperm, along with a beer and a burrito for herself. I ate a sandwich. How many women does it take to make a baby? 3. I quote-tweeted this for no reason except appreciating it saying “many.”

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    Husband just said “casually” to me: “maybe you could google JLo’s workout and just do that?” as he shoves, and I am not making this up, the kids’ uncrustables sandwich into his mouth. I would like to preemptively report a murder.

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    3. velj

    19. Being alone is much better than being in a relationship primarily because you don’t want to be alone again.

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    2. velj

    Today in... 𝑇𝐻𝐸 𝑀𝐴𝑃 𝐼𝑆 𝑁𝑂𝑇 𝑇𝐻𝐸 𝑇𝐸𝑅𝑅𝐼𝑇𝑂𝑅𝑌 "99 second hand smartphones are transported in a handcart to generate virtual traffic jam in Google Maps."

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    I mean, I guess it's finally time to watch Tales of earthsea

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    I THOUGHT WE WERE GETTING THEM ALL ON FEB. 1ST?? >:(

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    This is extremely yikes, nope but you can opt out pre-emptively if no one has yet requested that you be screened!!!

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    31. sij
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    31. sij

    All the best things in my life wouldn’t have been possible without us being in the EU. My son, my life in Berlin, even Art Brut wouldn’t exist if Fred and Mike had not been able to just move to the UK and work while they found a band. What a shit heartbreaking day.

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  13. 30. sij
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    27. sij

    this might be my favorite error message ever the SHADE

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  15. 29. sij

    As I got older I got into cooking because it was what we did. It never occurred to me that most of my generation had different experience and relationship to high-quality kitchen tools.

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  16. 29. sij

    This was fascinating to me, because unlike most millenials I had two parents who worked sporadically and cooked often. I grew up with homemade breads weekly from the stand mixer and endless variations of the same recipe as my parents perfected it.

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  17. 29. sij

    The results of this poll are going to give me nightmares.

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    28. sij

    Where can you ⛷️ Ski, hike, bike, and sail in a day 👩‍💻 Solve unique challenges for business owners around the world Answer: Vancouver 🇨🇦 We’re setting up shop on the west coast to bring in 1,000 new Shopifolk and stack up our R&D more than ever. More 👇

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  19. 28. sij
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    26. sij

    Found out that my boyfriend has been watering a fake plant for the last 6 months

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    On today’s episode of “Shannon shaking shit up in social studies,” I gave my kids jobs making around $10.50 an hour and asked them to raise a family for a week. Grocery shop, pay rent, car note, allat. They were STRESSED.

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