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writer for hire, politics and other stuff. christopherdhooks@gmail.com. tween engagement editor,

Austin, TX
Joined August 2011

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  1. the apt above mine is watching stranger things too loud and muted synth music is leaking from my walls

  2. how fucked is Trump when everyone finds out the fact-checkers from Ahem! dot org gave this speech 52 Excuse Mes

  3. the traditions of the Royal Navy are whippets, sodomy and the lash

  4. mainly my q is, what is there to figure out about whipped cream. what next level of whipped cream is out there

  5. me: ah a nice weekend away. what could go wrong while i'm gone twitter: saying daddy is appropriation unless you want to fuck your real dad

  6. Animal Crossing is a wildly successful franchise because it fulfills the millennial fantasy of owning a house with a yard and having friends

  7. "I’m for Trump," the miner said, his face full of dust. "If he wins, we might at least stand a chance of surviving."

  8. Report: discussed continuing ‘Apprentice’ from White House

  9. "The truth is, she was using [the private email server] for a year before I sent her a memo telling her what I did"

  10. This is a peculiar attitude toward accountability journalism in an instructor of journalism

  11. The Hurtful Message This Azeri Customer Left For His Armenian Waitress, Who Posted It On Instagram, Will Make Your Blood Boil

  12. before the election, we *will* see "hateful message scrawled because server had MAGA hat"

  13. i know some of them are real, but "hateful message left for server in tip line" is one of the six classic archetypes of fake content

  14. Purchased the e-book version of Infinite Jest like an idiot and had to make do.

  15. I don't write pop culture takes very often, but this one is really important to me on a personal level

  16. Just as baffling as arguing that taking foreign cash wouldnt be OK as president, but was OK as U.S.'s top diplomat

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