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writer for hire, politics and other stuff. christopherdhooks@gmail.com. tween engagement editor,

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  1. 9 hours ago

    the apt above mine is watching stranger things too loud and muted synth music is leaking from my walls

    16 likes
  2. Jul 21

    how fucked is Trump when everyone finds out the fact-checkers from Ahem! dot org gave this speech 52 Excuse Mes

    1,120 retweets 3,714 likes
  3. 11 hours ago

    the traditions of the Royal Navy are whippets, sodomy and the lash

    14 likes
  4. 11 hours ago

    mainly my q is, what is there to figure out about whipped cream. what next level of whipped cream is out there

    12 retweets 47 likes
  5. 15 hours ago

    me: ah a nice weekend away. what could go wrong while i'm gone twitter: saying daddy is appropriation unless you want to fuck your real dad

    1,009 retweets 2,848 likes
  6. 19 hours ago

    Animal Crossing is a wildly successful franchise because it fulfills the millennial fantasy of owning a house with a yard and having friends

    3,673 retweets 5,180 likes
  7. 11 hours ago

    here's me

    23 retweets 212 likes
  8. 12 hours ago

    "I’m for Trump," the miner said, his face full of dust. "If he wins, we might at least stand a chance of surviving."

    57 retweets 50 likes
  9. 11 hours ago

    Report: discussed continuing ‘Apprentice’ from White House

    70 retweets 57 likes
  10. 12 hours ago

    "The truth is, she was using [the private email server] for a year before I sent her a memo telling her what I did"

    Colin Powell tells People Magazine (?) that Clinton folks have been "trying to pin" email controversy on him
    79 retweets 53 likes
  11. 14 hours ago

    My feature about Obamacare (and the ~public option~) is up:

    27 retweets 36 likes
  12. 16 hours ago

    This is a peculiar attitude toward accountability journalism in an instructor of journalism

    Imagine the shitshow that a Clinton presser would be w/journos falling over themselves to show how tough they can be. Blame her for passing?
    7 retweets 30 likes
  13. 17 hours ago

    never forget

    Today in West Hollywood I had food thrown at me, shoved, phone thrown on the pavement, & punched in the head all for wearing a Trump Hat.
    1 retweet 7 likes
  14. 17 hours ago

    we've already gotten "banned from restaurant for supporting Trump"

    2 retweets 7 likes
  15. 17 hours ago

    The Hurtful Message This Azeri Customer Left For His Armenian Waitress, Who Posted It On Instagram, Will Make Your Blood Boil

    1 retweet 12 likes
  16. 17 hours ago

    before the election, we *will* see "hateful message scrawled because server had MAGA hat"

    1 retweet 15 likes
  17. 17 hours ago

    i know some of them are real, but "hateful message left for server in tip line" is one of the six classic archetypes of fake content

    37 retweets 138 likes
  18. Aug 20

    Purchased the e-book version of Infinite Jest like an idiot and had to make do.

    2,264 retweets 6,578 likes
  19. 18 hours ago

    I don't write pop culture takes very often, but this one is really important to me on a personal level

    5 retweets 4 likes
  20. 23 hours ago

    Just as baffling as arguing that taking foreign cash wouldnt be OK as president, but was OK as U.S.'s top diplomat

    Hillary's reluctance to just shut down foreign and corporate donations to her foundation now is baffling
    176 retweets 205 likes

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