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You’re serving cunt? You’re doomed by the narrative and you’re serving cunt?
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Game dev is this post but actually real
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Adding helicopters near the start of game dev:
"A Helicopter is a Vehicle."
Adding helicopters late in game dev:
"When you think about it, a Helicopter is just a very advanced type of Door."
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the concept of balls being angels, the dimensional implications of cock being heavenly. you cant make this stuff up
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very few times does a promoted tweet stop me in my tracks, this logo is masterfully designed...10/10 no notes
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If Rolf was Jamaican shit would’ve been hilarious.
“Wahgwaan Ed bwoy”
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My boyfriend's birthday and our anniversary being the same day is like when Christmas and Eid coincide
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Heaven by Marc Jacobs
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I wish I was Asian
I wish I looked Asian
I wish I had an Asian name
I wish I could go to an Asian school
I wish I could be a Asian and not a dumb ugly basic stupid annoying awful white bitch! ^_^
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Not this just posting, anyway she was like "YOU ! BLACK WOMAN" and i was like oh no...this is seattle im the only black girl within a five block radius then grabbed me and very VERY poorly tried nibbling my ear
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Going over some algorithms in class today and all i can think about is how i need to take this site down
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[john wick kills like 80 dudes at the arc de triomphe]
(whispers to guy next to me) This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities
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oscar isaac in dune (2021)
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What was your big “Movies are back” moment?
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Nah, he pulled his pistol out first. I had to let the MAC spray on a mf like some makeup
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Do y’all regret y’all first body ?
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Need more pictures of her Thom Browne look for a proper post
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SORA CHOI AT THE MET
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so glad homophobia in hip hop calmed down enough for Diddy to embrace his true self as a bisexual Castlevania character
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