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@cbirch15

Amused onlooker. Enjoyer of life. Lawyer. Retired Soldier. Recovering from life's little wrinkles. Hereby ordering you to love each other.

Vrijeme pridruživanja: ožujak 2009.

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    You have the right to your opinion. Should that opinion not be founded in verifiable fact, or proves to be illogical, dishonest or simply stupid, I retain the right to ignore it.

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  2. Because Twitter should occasionally answer the tough philosophical questions. Answers below. Show working.

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  3. But you know I love you, right, my friends?

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  4. Followed by a cameo by Meg Ryan as Carole: Rooster: "Mom! Uncle Mav just told he that he's my Dad! WTF, MOM!" Carole:

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  5. Followed by a cameo by Meg Ryan as Carole: Rooster: "Mom! Uncle Mav just told he that he's my Dad! WTF, MOM!" Carole:

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  6. Just watched the latest “Top Gun: Maverick” trailer. Suggestion: a script like this: Rooster “my dad believed in you. I’m not going to make the same mistake.” Mav : “your mom never told you what happened to your father.” Rooster “I know you killed him!” Mav:

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  7. A meme that is incorrect for two reasons : 1. Not "We all". "Some people". 2. No mention of bacon.

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  9. Why, no, this isn't a subtweet. Why do you ask?

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  10. Perhaps it's time to put an upper limit on the Presidency. No one below 35, no one above 65.

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  11. Look at them. How we laughed. This is us, now. We aren't laughing anymore. All four people will finish their potential two terms and Obama still won't be 70 yet. Warren after two terms will be 78. Biden, 85. Sanders, 86. Trump, if he wins, 77. No laughs at our Gerontocracy.

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  12. Anybody old enough to remember how we laughed at the USSR and its gerontocracy? All those old men lining up on May Day, each one waiting in turn to die so as to make room for the next old man to rule? Average age of the 3 Dem front runners and Trump: 74.5. Good times.

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  13. Paternal Hilarity™ continues.

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  14. It's been a good weekend. Took another trip around the sun. Was challenged to a duel. Listened to some great music. Teen Queen failed to clean out her room. Yup, a good weekend. But enough about me, friends.

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  17. The ugly truth the NRA will NEVER admit. Not even its token minority members.

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  18. For the record: NOT recommended outside of France. This is how French doctors allegedly suggest that we should greet each other and yet avoid infection with coronavirus.

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  19. How do you people allow this to happen? Seriously. How?

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  20. No soft landing...

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