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  1. Looking for a new subculture to get really into

  2. retweeted

    The Dohm Sound Machine looks like the Roomba’s second cousin, but can help you achieve life-changing sleep.

  3. Knew I was saving my True Detective S2 joke for something! (WATCH THE VIDEO)

  4. Playing the role of Sisyphus's petty, sleepless younger sister in this week's NYT mag:

  5. Changed my bio to say "model" for 24 hours. Gained five followers.

  6. In the market for some SUMMER TROUSERS. Help!

  7. Correction: they DEFINITELY don't!

  8. Bodies, Greek mythology, Mad Men, and :

  9. PSA Mercury goes retrograde on Monday so be EXTRA reckless this weekend!

  10. Live my life as a “female” in this “world.” Scream into walls. Fast. The usual.

  11. This is a beautiful piece of writing, by

  12. retweeted

    Found a good new Jillian Michaels routine where she works out in what looks like a slaughterhouse and screams "Get some"

  13. Jamie xx was relieved to collaborate w/ Young Thug over email because he hates smoking weed :) I wrote this:

  14. Carrie Battan followed , , and 7 others
  15. Sports twitter reminds me of this often and I laugh every time.

  16. RT if you can reminisce with your bf about "the first time" you got in a fight about Drake

  17. "I was young and I needed the retweets."

  18. Just chose a green tea over a chocolate chip cookie -- I'm a freaking saint

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