Carrie Battan

@cbattan

NYC
Joined December 2009
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  1. 8 hours ago

    Looking for a new subculture to get really into

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  2. retweeted
    May 30

    The Dohm Sound Machine looks like the Roomba’s second cousin, but can help you achieve life-changing sleep.

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  3. May 28

    Knew I was saving my True Detective S2 joke for something! (WATCH THE VIDEO)

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  4. May 28

    Playing the role of Sisyphus's petty, sleepless younger sister in this week's NYT mag:

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  5. May 27

    Changed my bio to say "model" for 24 hours. Gained five followers.

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  6. May 22

    In the market for some SUMMER TROUSERS. Help!

  7. May 19

    Correction: they DEFINITELY don't!

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  10. May 16

    Bodies, Greek mythology, Mad Men, and :

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  11. May 15

    PSA Mercury goes retrograde on Monday so be EXTRA reckless this weekend!

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  12. May 14

    Live my life as a “female” in this “world.” Scream into walls. Fast. The usual.

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  13. May 13

    This is a beautiful piece of writing, by

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    May 13

    Found a good new Jillian Michaels routine where she works out in what looks like a slaughterhouse and screams "Get some"

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  15. May 13

    Jamie xx was relieved to collaborate w/ Young Thug over email because he hates smoking weed :) I wrote this:

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  17. May 12

    Sports twitter reminds me of this often and I laugh every time.

    "30 for 30" Lemme guess your father was hard on you?!!!
    7 favorites
  18. May 11

    RT if you can reminisce with your bf about "the first time" you got in a fight about Drake

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  19. May 11

    "I was young and I needed the retweets."

    26 retweets 63 favorites
  20. May 8

    Just chose a green tea over a chocolate chip cookie -- I'm a freaking saint

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