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The Marie Kondo of breakups. She/her. Read: http://CaptainAwkward.com  Support: https://www.patreon.com/CapAwkward  Publish: Rep'd by @sztownsend81 at New Leaf Literary

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    Captain Awkward‏ @CAwkward 27 Jun 2017

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      2. Captain Awkward‏ @CAwkward 27 Jun 2017
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        I Didn't Read The Article But I Have A Lot Of Feelings Exes: Were They Really "Just Thinking 'Boutcha"? Sorry If I Offended Anyone

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        That fourth one is the ONLY good one

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