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Adrian Bott
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Adrian Bott

@Cavalorn

Author of MG/YA fiction & game stuff. Also tweets about politics, folklore, film and telly quite a bit.

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    Adrian Bott‏ @Cavalorn 16 Oct 2015

    'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

    1:18 AM - 16 Oct 2015
    • 45,042 Retweets
    • 63,587 Likes
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    325 replies 45,042 retweets 63,587 likes
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      2. Kay_B  🇺🇸‏ @Mama_Bylls 2 Feb 2017
        Replying to @Cavalorn

        can you gaze again and tell is if democracy survives?

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Adrian Bott‏ @Cavalorn 3 Feb 2017
        Replying to @Mama_Bylls

        it seems the sentient irradiated cockroach empire of 3017 AD has a thriving democracy going, so that's a relief

        1 reply 1 retweet 21 likes
      4. Kay_B  🇺🇸‏ @Mama_Bylls 3 Feb 2017
        Replying to @Cavalorn

        well at least we know Trump survives then!

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
      5. End of conversation
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      2. badly drawn bee 🐝‏ @soapachu 1 Aug 2017
        Replying to @Cavalorn @mapduliand

        Are your mentions still rip because of this?

        1 reply 0 retweets 19 likes
      3. Adrian Bott‏ @Cavalorn 1 Aug 2017
        Replying to @soapachu @mapduliand

        Not nowadays, unless something happens to blow them up again. The mentions aren't so much 'RIP' as 'occasional dizzy spell'.

        2 replies 0 retweets 42 likes
      4. Emily‏ @EmilyShrugged 7 Nov 2017
        Replying to @Cavalorn @soapachu @mapduliand

        I mean, there's something practically every damn day that should blow them up.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Monty Boa‏ @MontyBoa99 5 Dec 2017
        Replying to @EmilyShrugged @Cavalorn and

        Another day, another dingbat.pic.twitter.com/Q1VDLCz46c

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      6. End of conversation
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      2. Beetrootrabbit‏ @Beetrootrabbit 25 Jun 2016
        Replying to @Cavalorn

        why are you getting all retweeted all over my tl, Adrian? It's freaking me out

        2 replies 1 retweet 19 likes
      3. Adrian Bott‏ @Cavalorn 25 Jun 2016
        Replying to @Beetrootrabbit

        back in October 2015 I gazed into my mystic crystal and well, here we are

        2 replies 9 retweets 256 likes
      4.  👉 😉 👉‏ @GrahamSimmons 9 Nov 2016
        Replying to @Cavalorn @Beetrootrabbit

        I couldn't retweet again because I already retweeted it for #Brexit

        3 replies 1 retweet 45 likes
      5. Bitterzuur‏ @bitterzurig 30 Jan 2017
        Replying to @GrahamSimmons @Cavalorn @Beetrootrabbit

        You can unRT and quote and RT again. Bump it in your TL

        0 replies 1 retweet 19 likes
      6. End of conversation
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      2. Catherynne Valente‏Verified account @catvalente 24 Jun 2016
        Replying to @Cavalorn

        @elizaeffect ...now they're furious that they get tickets for all the illegal shit they've always done because there were no cops

        3 replies 12 retweets 164 likes
      3. Julia von Rist‏ @JuliaVRst 23 Mar 2017
        Replying to @catvalente @Cavalorn @elizaeffect

        Lived on an island where same thing happened: "But...I'm a local! What do u mean, car seats for the kids?

        1 reply 0 retweets 18 likes
      4. Catherynne Valente‏Verified account @catvalente 23 Mar 2017
        Replying to @JuliaVRst @Cavalorn @elizaeffect

        It amazes me how often this conversation gets found and retweeted almost a year later.

        9 replies 0 retweets 38 likes
      5. Adrian Bott‏ @Cavalorn 23 Mar 2017
        Replying to @catvalente @JuliaVRst @elizaeffect

        I know right?

        1 reply 0 retweets 18 likes
      6. Elva Hebron‏ @semiotic_pirate 9 Apr 2017
        Replying to @Cavalorn @catvalente and

        It's an evergreen tweet. So fabulous.

        0 replies 0 retweets 24 likes
      7. End of conversation
      1. Seriumu‏ @seriumuramune Apr 14
        Replying to @Cavalorn

        2 and a half years and this tweet is still just as relevant as it was back in 2015.

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      1. ÜberAtheist‏ @UberAtheist Apr 4
        Replying to @Cavalorn

        she deserves this

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      1. Charlotte Gore is a Techno Bard‏ @CharlotteGore Mar 19
        Replying to @Cavalorn

        Just realised I'd never retweeted this before and felt like I'd missed out. Sorry. :P

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