Bob Kostic

@causticbob

1...., Computer nrd, chocoholic, pizzaholic, scifi, Dr Who, horror, science, classic rock, fitness, owned by 2 cats, i tweet a lot!

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Geregistreerd in februari 2009

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    8 nov. 2015

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    It’s gonna be a hot one tonight lads and lasses

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    28 jun.

    Carpenter bees are just like regular bees but rainy days and Mondays always get them down.

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    The closest I'll ever get to being an astronaut is getting spaced out.

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    What will they think of next?

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    Cultural ankle bracelets

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    Just burned 2,000 calories. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.

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    Why don't you see elephants hiding in trees? They're that good.

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    How can you tell a strip club is not open? The sign says, "Sorry, we're clothed."

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    My mate asked me why I have sex noises saved on my ipod. I said, "It's for sound effects during sex." He asked, "Your wife a bit quiet in the sack?" I replied, "No, I work in a morgue."

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    I got nostalgic while talking with a childhood friend who became a career criminal. I was his first alibi.

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    I came out to my best friend recently and told him I was gay. He turned his back on me. That was his first mistake.

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    I was given some financial good news today. The child I've been sponsoring in Africa has been mauled to death by a lion.

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    "Have you got a death wish?" "Fuck no!" "That's a shame," the doctor replied, "because your cancer is terminal."

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    BBC: mad muslim running amok in Bradford with a machine gun, killing anyone English. It's feared that the death toll could be as high as 5

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    As a Jew I am disgusted with my forefathers for the way they put Jesus Christ to death on the Cross. Did they have to use that many nails?

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    News : '74 Year Old Man Clubbed To Death'. Wow, what a party animal!

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    Q. How do you say "Give me liberty or give me death!" in French? A. I give up.

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