Bob Kostic

@causticbob

1...., Computer nrd, chocoholic, pizzaholic, scifi, Dr Who, horror, science, classic rock, fitness, owned by 2 cats, i tweet a lot!

bangor, me. usa
Dołączył luty 2009

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    8 lis 2015

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    9 godzin temu

    Freddy: Listen love, it’s been lovely having you hang around with us this past week, but we know. We know. Doris:....CACAW....CACAW!!! Flo: Ring the police Fred. She’s clearly not right

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    4 godziny temu

    Okay folks, which 5 films make you cry without fail? I’ll go first... 1. Forrest Gump 2. The beginning of Up 3. The end of Coco 4. Two girls & a cup 5. That bit in Lethal Weapon 4 when Joe Pesci talks about Froggie.

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    Not what you were expecting

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    I'm part of the construction team that's going to restore Notre Dame. The foreman told me that this work is going to take decades, so the French have included a lot of preemptive plans for their future. "Oh, this must be why the new plans include a dome and minarets then."

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  8. 2 godziny temu

    Wife says to her husband, “you’re always pushing me about and talking behind my back” Husband says, “You’re in a wheelchair you silly cunt”

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    I'm on a flight trying to get seated and settled down... Why is the one side of a plane seatbelt really short and the other like a fucking python that's paraplegic?

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  10. 2 godziny temu

    I went round to a work mate's house and met his wife for the first time. When she left the room I said to him "I don't think she likes me, she keeps giving me nasty looks" he whispered "no mate that's her happy look, it's her face that's nasty"

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  11. 2 godziny temu

    How do you know that Google are run by men? - It's a huge corporation, not a kitchen.

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  12. 2 godziny temu

    If it's one thing Facebook has taught me; Don't hate the game, hate the player who keeps sending you invites to play the game.

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    There are several Muslim kids in my school, and the lack of ambition they all have is truly startling. None seem to care what they'll be when they blow up.

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  14. 2 godziny temu

    If I had an unlimited supply of nuclear weapons I'd start with the annihilation of the Islamic world then I would nuke Japan again just to make sure they know we're not sorry.

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  15. 2 godziny temu

    Labour MPs have been campaigning for a 'Confirmatory Referendum' on any EU deal. My mum used to rely on those when she did meal planning. Except she called them 'Like it or fucking lump it, you're getting fuck all else'.

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  16. 2 godziny temu

    Someone called me stupid online all because I didn't know how two use 'to' and 'too' in a sentence! How anybody could think I was stupid just for my misuse of too words is quite beyond me!

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  17. 2 godziny temu

    It's so sad to see Leeds United falling apart again. Like fuck it is.

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  18. 2 godziny temu

    As a man that's now in my 60s, my libido is really starting to diminish and it will take me forever to orgasm or even get aroused with an erection. I even get bored and impatient looks saying, "Come the fuck on dude," from the kid in the cage in my basement.

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  19. 2 godziny temu

    Bought a jar of molasses and wondered what do they do with the rest of the mole?

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  20. 2 godziny temu

    I got a bag for life last Saturday. I'm already regretting actually marrying her.

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  21. 2 godziny temu

    If I ever own a racehorse, I’m going to call him Premature Pete. Just so I can hear a commentator say, “… And Premature Pete has come first in just 2 minutes 10 seconds.”

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