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NYT bestselling author of the Fairyland novels, Radiance, & many other weird & wily things https://www.patreon.com/catvalente 

Peaks Island, ME
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    Catherynne Valente‏Verified account @catvalente 19 Oct 2016

    My new band name is Nasty Woman and the Bad Hombres.

    7:48 PM - 19 Oct 2016
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      2. Christian  🇺🇸‏ @christatted10 19 Oct 2016
        Replying to @catvalente

        your name is #clintonfluffer

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      3. Catherynne Valente‏Verified account @catvalente 19 Oct 2016
        Replying to @christatted10

        Cool!

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      2. Jessica Avery‏ @JtheBookworm 19 Oct 2016
        Replying to @catvalente

        I play a mean cowbell if you've got room

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Catherynne Valente‏Verified account @catvalente 19 Oct 2016
        Replying to @JtheBookworm

        I've got a fever and the only cure is a public health care option

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Jessica Avery‏ @JtheBookworm 19 Oct 2016
        Replying to @catvalente

        Our first platinum hit. Followed closely by: "We Built This City (Out of Chinese Steel)"

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      2. xtallinex‏ @xtallinex 20 Oct 2016
        Replying to @catvalente

        It should be "Hops on Trending Topics For Attention"

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      3. Catherynne Valente‏Verified account @catvalente 20 Oct 2016
        Replying to @xtallinex

        That's a terrible band name.

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      4. xtallinex‏ @xtallinex 20 Oct 2016
        Replying to @catvalente

        As terrible as that hack joke.

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      2. Mags Holt‏ @magpepper 19 Oct 2016
        Replying to @catvalente @Summer_Ash

        is your first gig going to be at Hillary's inaugural ball?

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      3. Catherynne Valente‏Verified account @catvalente 19 Oct 2016
        Replying to @magpepper @Summer_Ash

        ALL I NEED IS OTHER PEOPLE WHO CAN PLAY INSTRUMENTS

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Mags Holt‏ @magpepper 19 Oct 2016
        Replying to @catvalente @Summer_Ash

        I'll see how much eighth grade clarinet I can muster - LET'S DO THIS.

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    1. Filipa Ioannou‏Verified account @obioannoukenobi 19 Oct 2016
      Replying to @catvalente @elizabeth2863

      also the name of my pub trivia team at this very momentpic.twitter.com/OGdVzbtgqU

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      2. Wilgram‏ @revol_less 19 Oct 2016
        Replying to @catvalente @bonnibel_lecter

        Is your first album Chinese Steele?

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    2. Mycroft & Anthea‏ @AB_Mycroft 19 Oct 2016
      Replying to @catvalente @TonileeJordana

      Sounds like new cocktails. Yes bartender, I'll have one Nasty Woman and two Bad Hombres.

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    3. Jessica‏ @cohenjessica 19 Oct 2016
      Replying to @catvalente

      favorite tweet of the night (a night of many tweets)

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      2. Renee Harness‏ @harnessleads 19 Oct 2016
        Replying to @catvalente

        @ajmastf8 someone took the name before you could get it.

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      3. AJ Mast‏ @ajmastf8 19 Oct 2016
        Replying to @harnessleads

        I feel like maybe you haven't quite grasped the non sequitur nature of professional band naming. ☺️

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    4. Hannah Barr‏ @hannah_barr 19 Oct 2016
      Replying to @catvalente

      @bemzzzz how about Nasty Hombres

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