Catherynne ValenteVerified account

@catvalente

NYT bestselling author of the Fairyland novels, Radiance, & many other weird & wily things

Peaks Island, ME
catherynnemvalente.com
Joined December 2008
Born on May 05
1,566 Photos and videos Photos and videos

Tweets

You blocked @catvalente

Are you sure you want to view these Tweets? Viewing Tweets won't unblock @catvalente

  1. Pinned Tweet
    Feb 27

    On Patreon I’ll be teaching & helping you to write your best book. You can also get previews of everything I write!

    7 replies 54 retweets 102 likes
  2. Retweeted
    Jul 18

    I do miss all the folks, even if I *am* back where my badge says I belong....

    2 replies 1 retweet 30 likes
  3. Retweeted
    Jul 18

    Thanks for the delicious IPA

    2 replies 1 retweet 17 likes
  4. Retweeted
    14 hours ago

    Sat on the couch after a long day's graft and look who bounded up next to me like HEEEEY GUUURL, PUPFLIX AND CHILL?

    1 reply 3 retweets 59 likes
  5. 14 hours ago

    Last night I went over to pet a golden retriever in a truck bed but it wasn’t a golden retriever. It was TWO golden retrievers. Best day.

    3 replies 12 retweets 165 likes
  6. Retweeted
    15 hours ago

    's THE REFRIGERATOR MONOLOGUES -- The Hell Hath Club is taking name & breaking hearts. No toxic trope is safe!

    This media may contain sensitive material. Learn more
    2 retweets 5 likes
  7. 15 hours ago

    It’s truly eerie how much Timothy McVeigh looks like Lovecraft’s screw-up son.

    2 replies 4 retweets 32 likes
  8. 17 hours ago

    It’s like everyone just discovered highlighter five years ago and can’t stop smearing it all over everything like finger paint.

    1 reply 1 retweet 13 likes
  9. Retweeted
    18 hours ago
    Replying to

    I'm going to send an email, too, but there are still plenty of people who love these books and they are so beautiful read aloud!

    1 retweet 4 likes
  10. Retweeted
    18 hours ago
    Replying to

    Remember to retweet, so your Cat Valente fan friends can join the cause!

    1 retweet 2 likes
  11. 18 hours ago

    I found a 1 yen coin while cleaning my study. That means it has somehow bravely clung to me through 12 years, 5 houses, and two continents.

    5 replies 2 retweets 84 likes
  12. Retweeted
    18 hours ago

    Hey Readers! If you love 's The Orphan's Tales, & you'd love audiobooks of them ❤️& retweet this tweet so knows it

    3 replies 23 retweets 16 likes
  13. 19 hours ago

    Have just renewed my status as an ordained minister so I can officiate my brother’s wedding. Wish we could pick a title.

    12 replies 2 retweets 86 likes
  14. Retweeted
    21 hours ago
    Replying to

    I didn't even make it through the first episode. Pure crap. That's not my Kermit! THIS is my Kermit...

    3 retweets 16 likes
  15. Retweeted
    22 hours ago
    Replying to

    BUT MUPPETS IN MISERY ARE FUNNY AND IRONIC! HAHAHAHAHAHA . . . ::breaks down into sobbing, finally relieved to feel something genuine::

    1 reply 1 retweet 9 likes
  16. 22 hours ago

    I agree with Whitmore on the weird af characterization changes. Kermit now lies & abandons his family. NO ONE WANTED GRIMDARK MUPPETS OKAY?

    6 replies 8 retweets 62 likes
  17. 22 hours ago

    With the firing of Steve Whitmore, Disney proves that just because they bought our childhoods doesn’t make them better than they ever were.

    1 retweet 9 likes
  18. Retweeted
    22 hours ago

    How Bestselling Fantasy & Sci-Fi Author Catherynne M. Valente Writes: Part One | [Great Q&A w/ !]

    2 retweets 8 likes
  19. Jul 19

    The wall is transparent now. We were prepared for a science fiction dystopia. But it’s the magical realist dystopia that showed up to play.

    4 replies 23 retweets 155 likes
  20. Retweeted
    Jul 19

    "There is no genre that is not super political, and superheroes are part of that." —

    6 retweets 16 likes
  21. Jul 18

    If Trump sneaking off to have a secret snuggle meeting with Putin with no one else around doesn’t mean anything to anyone, what ever will?

    2 replies 7 retweets 35 likes

@catvalente hasn't Tweeted yet.

Loading seems to be taking a while.

Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.

    You may also like

    ·