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The impeach 46 turd who talks shit. My parody book-The Adventures of Cowfart, literally- and my Sci-Fi novel - Rabbitskin - are available at http://ilovecatturd.com 

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    Catturd ™‏ @catturd2 Jun 6

    Catturd ™ Retweeted Dan McLaughlin

    Triggered one over a joke last night 👇 😂😂😂 I bet old Dan’s a blast at parties.https://twitter.com/baseballcrank/status/1401347492768325633 …

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    Dan McLaughlinVerified account @baseballcrank
    The worship of height is the lowest form of primitivism. https://twitter.com/catturd2/status/1401333151402795012 …
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    2:18 AM - 6 Jun 2021
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    • anita barton Ivana Ainbinder Joshua Igor Shnayderman Toni Porter IntelligentDezign aflirtygramma 🗣🗣🗣 armygirl Shannon Sullivan
    157 replies 219 retweets 3,003 likes
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      2. Political Jewk box.‏ @great_nads Jun 6
        Replying to @catturd2

        If Dan isn't at least 5'10 we know the reason.

        1 reply 1 retweet 25 likes
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      1. YOLO (no relation to Yoko)‏ @begoodjohnny007 Jun 6
        Replying to @catturd2

        You know what a joke is? I'm shocked. You bunch on the right are so serious and anal. Who knew? At least now you can get back to being outraged over the most trivial topics.

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      1. jimmy‏ @jimbabwe20202 Jun 6
        Replying to @catturd2

        He's a a blast alright. Right outta Swalwells ass

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      1. Ping Mom‏ @ping_mom Jun 6
        Replying to @catturd2

        He must be a lil’ dude himself. 🤣

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      1. Jason Riddle‏ @Turdfergusonz Jun 6
        Replying to @catturd2

        Man, thought this was the Cardinals announcer at first. Glad to see it was not

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      1. Bernie_Garrison‏ @BernieGarriso12 Jun 6
        Replying to @catturd2

        And 5’2”.

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      1. ً‏ @The230th Jun 6
        Replying to @catturd2

        ? He’s literally stating a fact. It wasn’t an insult it was an observation. An obs that a lot of people would agree with considering how backwards and anti-intellectualism the gop base is. Sad truth

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      1. candidcomment‏ @capecodsales Jun 6
        Replying to @catturd2

        Is it possible Dan is shorter than Fauci? BTW, there was nothing zip about height “worship” in your interesting fact.

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      1. BobJones  🇺🇸‏ @BobJone64271945 Jun 6
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        U just can’t trust short guys.

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