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@catturd2

The impeach 46 turd who talks shit. My parody book-The Adventures of Cowfart, literally- and my Sci-Fi novel - Rabbitskin - are available at

Joined September 2018
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    28 Dec 2020

    I want to thank everyone who gave my sci-fi novel, Rabbitskin, a read this year ... I have reached 10,000 total books sold this year without using Amazon - just on my little website .. Thank you so much 😊 I have 3 writing projects in 2021 ...

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    48 minutes ago

    I dedicate this thread to my GOP Colleagues: The headline of this article should read, “Marjorie Cares About The People Not The Politicians And Refuses To Join The Swamp.” I didn’t get voted into office by politicians, I serve The People. Cont’d...

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  3. Retweeted
    40 minutes ago

    Oh look Neil Cavuto is crying about Texas ending the mask mandate What a tool

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  4. 51 minutes ago

    How do you think Mitt Romney got his black eye? Go.

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  5. 58 minutes ago

    If you support banning books - find a mirror and take a good look at a communist.

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    1 hour ago

    You're a special kind of stupid if you think we've went from 500,000+ Flu cases to less than 500... Someone has to say it..

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  7. Retweeted
    22 hours ago
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    I got Rabbitskin for my birthday (YAYAYAYAY!!!) and the kids 'sneaked' and got me a mug too and the first thing I noticed was how solid the American-made mug is made and even has a little grip-bump on the handle. Thanks for having a quality product!

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  8. 3 hours ago

    No - I just don't get it.

    Can someone explain to me how a veteran can be a Democrat?
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  9. Retweeted
    3 hours ago

    LOCK HIM UP!!!

    BOMBSHELL: New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo’s aides rewrote a report from state health officials to hide 9,250 Chinese coronavirus deaths in nursing homes and long-term care facilities.
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  10. 3 hours ago

    Joe Biden should really apply himself and try to break his record and work an hour next week.

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  11. 3 hours ago

    All week, the weather forecasters here in Northwest Florida have been saying that this was going to be a sunny spectacular weekend. Then late yesterday, they changed it to rain all weekend. But they can predict the weather in a hundred years - LOL!

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  12. 4 hours ago

    Is Granda Earpiece calling another weekend lid?

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  13. 5 hours ago

    We should all stay locked in our homes until all diseases are cured. sCiEnCE!

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  14. 6 hours ago

    Did Andrew Cuomo get another Emmy while I was sleeping last night?

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  15. 6 hours ago

    Good morning and happy Sa-turd-day. Since no one got my first joke lol

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  16. 16 hours ago

    I have full confidence that this will last forever.

    Nicolas Cage gets married for fifth time to 26-year-old girlfriend in Las Vegas
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  17. 16 hours ago

    If you ever want to laugh your ass off - look up Joe Biden’s daily schedule. He works like 5 minutes a day. 😂

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  18. 16 hours ago

    When I was in school, I used to work in the summers picking squash. I made $2.00 per hour. I’d work about 60 hrs and make $120 a week. That’s why I’m immune to crying of the $15 per hour crowd.

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  19. 17 hours ago

    We should all sue Eric Swalwell for farting like a pregnant hippopotamus eating raw oysters on live TV.

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  20. Retweeted
    21 hours ago

    Is it me - or is Joe Biden starting to look exactly like the creepy old dude from the movie - poltergeist.

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  21. 17 hours ago

    White House preparing pre-scripted questions and answers for the next three weeks. No doubt.

    White House: Biden will hold presser by end of March
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